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when I am camping and hear noises outsid
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#42
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patchesdacrazy (01/07/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Story time with patches!
>Out camping with GF + 10 other friends. Me and GF in our own tent.
>Days over, me and GF in our tent.
>Sexy time is imminent.
>Suddenly, Raccoons. Running circles around our tent.
>GF is scared.
>Get up, grab my buck knife
>Forgot pants, didn't think the coons would care
>jump out of tent in my boxers, bare chested, with a buck knife, pissed because I could be sexing
>begin chasing coons out of our campground
>Ballsy fuckers, actually had to be chased
>I chase 6 of these fuckers down a path behind our campsite
>I burst into another campsite, the coons charging at the random people there sitting by their fire
>In my underwear
>weilding a knife
>Sending forth my raccoon army
>MFW
And that was the last time I went camping.
>Out camping with GF + 10 other friends. Me and GF in our own tent.
>Days over, me and GF in our tent.
>Sexy time is imminent.
>Suddenly, Raccoons. Running circles around our tent.
>GF is scared.
>Get up, grab my buck knife
>Forgot pants, didn't think the coons would care
>jump out of tent in my boxers, bare chested, with a buck knife, pissed because I could be sexing
>begin chasing coons out of our campground
>Ballsy fuckers, actually had to be chased
>I chase 6 of these fuckers down a path behind our campsite
>I burst into another campsite, the coons charging at the random people there sitting by their fire
>In my underwear
>weilding a knife
>Sending forth my raccoon army
>MFW
And that was the last time I went camping.
#12
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arsyro (01/07/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
After all the gear gets put on. You remember. "Shit I need to go pee"
YFW it happens
YFW it happens
#15
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suddenlypotatoes (01/07/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Shotgun shells but no shotgun! Ass-kicking time motherfuckers
#46
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mookiez (01/07/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
I live in the woods, in the middle of nowhere. I never go camping. But when I here a noise outside It is a beer or something. One time I heard a bobcat making a mating call. It kinda sounded like a scrab from abes odyssey. It sounded like a banshee or something. It sounded like a demon from he.. It was the most fucked up noise I ever heard. And I didn't know it was a bobcat, because the was the first bobcat I ever heard. I loaded My shotgun and went outside and this was at night time, I was scared shit less. But after I saw what it was, I laughed at Myself. But it was so weird sounding.
#40
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painisfunny (01/07/2013) [-] **painisfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Nä, men du är ju för fan rasist! ** camping might not be so scary if you didnt sleep in a body bag prepackaged for the police to cart away your body.
#2
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shiftyscent (01/06/2013) [-] Nah man, this is me when I'm heading for the clubs.
Ha! As if I ever leave my basement.
Ha! As if I ever leave my basement.
#53
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rollcore (01/07/2013) [-] **rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #2363536 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#55
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thewellhungarian (01/07/2013) [-] I don't know about you guys, but I do not enjoy camping very much, or at least camping by itself. It just seems to lack a true experience in the wilderness. Camping, for me, is not enough; you aren't really that far away from modern conveniences and/or other people.
I much prefer backpacking, bushcrafting and hunting trips; I feel much more connected to nature and it is always an adventure.
-Pic related; it is one of many good reads for anyone here who wants to learn some self-reliance skills.
I much prefer backpacking, bushcrafting and hunting trips; I feel much more connected to nature and it is always an adventure.
-Pic related; it is one of many good reads for anyone here who wants to learn some self-reliance skills.
