Fist time having sex..... Daaaaaam.. > be 15 > super tiny in all aspects. > decide i want to loose my virginity > boyfriend says he'll be gentle > lies.jpg > starts to put it in a
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Fist time having sex....

Daaaaaam

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User avatar #20 - Skriver (01/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
> be 15
> super tiny in all aspects.
> decide i want to loose my virginity
> boyfriend says he'll be gentle
> lies.jpg
> starts to put it in after some foreplay
> **************************
> tell him to stop and not to move as a hold back tears
> boyfriend says "oh no my leg"
>"What?"
>" my leg is cramping in hurts really bad"
> collapses on top of me
> whole cock all at one time full gravitational force taking my virginity
> cry
#47 - workitout (01/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
First time story? First time story.   
>Be 16   
> Halloween day   
>Girlfriend comes over while my mom is at work   
>We pre-planned our sex   
>Get to my room   
>Cat laying on my bed   
>"Finn get the 						****					 out of here."   
>Cat looks at me   
>My cat is preventing my manhood   
>Finally get cat to leave   
>We lay on the bed awkwardly   
>Get fully naked, no foreplay   
>Put it in   
>Huh. This is weird   
>Try to thrust   
>This isn't even a postion.   
>Finally get everything to work out   
>Best thing ever   
>"Babe, I'm gunna cum."   
>"Alright, but Imma need about tree fiddy."   
>MFW my girlfriend was an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic Era
First time story? First time story.
>Be 16
> Halloween day
>Girlfriend comes over while my mom is at work
>We pre-planned our sex
>Get to my room
>Cat laying on my bed
>"Finn get the **** out of here."
>Cat looks at me
>My cat is preventing my manhood
>Finally get cat to leave
>We lay on the bed awkwardly
>Get fully naked, no foreplay
>Put it in
>Huh. This is weird
>Try to thrust
>This isn't even a postion.
>Finally get everything to work out
>Best thing ever
>"Babe, I'm gunna cum."
>"Alright, but Imma need about tree fiddy."
>MFW my girlfriend was an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic Era
#7 - gitrdunn (01/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This reminds me of my first time...
>Be 16 year old me
>have 7/10 good female friend who parties a lot
>text her one night
>something like "would you like to take my virginity..?"
>she says yes
>2 weeks go by
>she comes over to my house
>we get frisky in my room and she starts giving me BJ but it's not doing it for me
>parents are home so we go to the laundry room (it's connected to the garage which is the main way out of my house)
>she takes off pants and lies down
>"Don't worry about getting me pregnant, something is ****** up and I can't get pregnant"
>Skeptical, but believable because she has a ************* of medical issues
>get on top, she puts my dick in
>"Oh my god gitrdunn, you're so thick"
>bitch don't lie to me!
>30 seconds go by, about to cum
>ask "Inside or outside?!"
>"what?"
>feel like i'm gonna explode
>" **** it, outside!"
>pull out
>looks like a super soaker blasting off at max pressure
>MFW cum shot all the way from her vag to her nose
>"ummm... I'm sorry..."
#61 - pasiusquotum (01/07/2013) [-]
>Be
>Be about to have sexy time
>Wakes up
>Mfw
#17 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
first time having sex
> girl is 15
> me 16
> get naked because her parents are out at the moment and she is a whore we go for it
> a minute or two of foreplay and im ready
> line up the u.s.s. cunt destroyer
> push in
> oh **** almost instantly splurge
> spend 2 years a social reject because she told everyone i was the fastest gun i town
> good news is trained myself and now can last for over an hour
#30 to #27 - theonlytinman (01/07/2013) [-]
Sex stories everywhere on this page and you choose to talk **** on this one? Lies or not, I dont know and I dont care. What I do care about is that I'm adopting the name he has for his penis as mine. I now also wield the u.s.s. cunt destroyer.
User avatar #6 - thirteenthdoctor (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When I first saw this scene in the movie (I was young and my parents were watching it) my older brother told me that the white stuff was all his bodily fluids flying out of his legs, and he died. And that's what made it scary.

**** you brother. **** you.
#77 - snaresinger (01/07/2013) [-]
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#37 - EpicTie (01/07/2013) [-]
>11
>Girl I've been friends with for my whole life starts to look more attractive
>start getting these urges
>holding them back for ever now
>see this women with great cleavage
>urges break through and ask this girl for "fun time"
>she says yes
> ******* .gif
>best sex of my life
>never the same
>still with that girl today
pic its my girl
#72 - theyellowgoose (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - Rahmaniac (01/06/2013) [-]
What the **** . Does he turn into a starving Somalian child after he jizzes or something?
User avatar #85 - xyxoz (01/07/2013) [-]
>Be me, Delta as ****
>Cute chick comes along and follows me for some reason
>Asks for some of my snack, so I give her some
>>Absolutely adorable when eating
>Give her more, not really hungry
>She gladly accepts
>Dad comes along, screaming and hurrying back his daughter
>Mom finds out and starts biting my fingers
>Freaking chickens drove me out of the farm
User avatar #44 - narutohaukea ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
anyone else watching just to see her ass over and over again?
#62 - ilikefudge (01/07/2013) [-]
woo my first time story
>be 15
>foreplay with my girlfriend of 2 weeks but bestfriend for 4 years
>put on condom as to not get jizz anywhere from foreplay
> her on top
>put tip of dick in
>cum
>asks if she's a virgin
>yes
#87 - royrogersmcfreely (01/07/2013) [-]
mfw title
#22 - shadownot (01/06/2013) [-]
HFW
User avatar #4 - xmonke (01/06/2013) [-]
Nice shot of ass there.
User avatar #1 - youngcheese (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What this got to do with the masturbation channel
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#43 - mastercolossus (01/07/2013) [-]
they decided last minute to do the scene with unsimulated sex so this is how good anna faris actually is in bed. dude still cant get it up for anyone else.
User avatar #38 - arsyro (01/07/2013) [-]
My first time
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