Avoiding Mormons

The child is 4chan.

the two people fighting are FJ and 9GAG.

The people walking past are reddit and tumblr.

Make the gif.

his arm-swinging at the end

I was actually thinking the other day of just making my front living room very nice-looking and having the book of Joseph Smith somewhere close by. I would learn enough about Mormonism that I could talk casually about it, tell them I'm already Mormon, and then invite them in for a coffee break whenever they come by so we can talk about sports or something! You know, just have a nice visit to be nice. Wouldn't that be awesome?

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< MFW mormons showing up at my door

Oh god those devastating windmilling arms at the end.

mfw they didn't even hesitate to stop and talk to us when it's windy and cold as fuck for 20 minutes

ah this reminds me of when my little brother came home from school. As he was getting off the bus some mormons were walking bye and I yelled out "Run my Jewish son before the morons convert you!"

I speak always Spanish to them (being fluent), the faces they get when I say "Have a nice day" when they start leaving.

i actually invite them inside for some coffee, the looks on their faces is priceless. OH MY JESUS I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS FAR BEFORE.

I talk to them fluently in French.... most only speak english. Then they send a Francophone and I speak entirely in Hebrew... Oh the fun.

:DD its Shaycarl!! and Casey? and babytard? i think..

This reminds me of the moments in LotR when Sam and Frodo start a fight to escape the overseer.

and not a single fuck was given

Oh god, another spinfist user? BROTHER???

I used to lean a massive crusifix right against the back wall, in view of the door, answer the door with a bottle of Holy Water in my hand and a Douhey Reims bible, and play screaming noises on a radio in the hallway, out of view.
The would usually not get past the first sentence