So I was eating Doritos when:

I have found out no such thing. Do you know for a fact they taste like ass? As in, you have literally eaten a rectum and its contents and digested it?

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#12 to #11 - terrortaco (01/05/2013) [-]

i have eatin an ass (gf and i are kinky) and both taste completely different.

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#13 to #12 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]

I mean quite literally. I have engaged in the activity you speak of, but I mean 100% completely EATING an entire rectal makeup. Fork, knife, plate, everything. Assuming he has done so, then he may compare it to doritos. Then again, anything you eat after eating a rectum will probably taste like a rectum.

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#15 to #13 - terrortaco (01/05/2013) [-]

i dont think my gf would enjoy the knife and fork bit

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#17 to #13 - celestiasbeard (01/05/2013) [-]

Once you get past the first few bites it's not that bad, kinda chewy though

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#2 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

That shit belongs in morbid channel, OP.

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#5 to #2 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]

It's right on the border of morbid, but although it is painful, it's not really that unsettling. Still, I probably would have put it there if I remembered to in the first place.

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#1 - blastoiseboy (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Oh god why

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#6 to #1 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]

Because the bottom of the bag of chips is the most dangerous, like eating shards of ranch-flavored glass.

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#29 - hxhostile (01/05/2013) [-]

Justice Friends in case anyone was wondering.

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#25 - symustafa (01/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Imagine eating sushi with small glass shards inside and one of them goes into the roof of your mouth and you keep chewing and chewing and there's blood everywhere.....

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#28 to #25 - flusteredmoose (01/05/2013) [-]

That's horrible.

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#31 to #28 - Magnisethered ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]

Imagine having a toothpick under your big-toe nail. Then you kick a wall.

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#32 to #31 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2013) [-]

Imagine sliding a glass thermometer up your penis, then slamming it in a door.

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#35 to #32 - reconred (01/05/2013) [-]

Imagine getting a paper cut at the end of your urethra where it meats the glands of your penis and then having somebody give you a hand job with their hand covered in salt.

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#33 to #32 - Magnisethered ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]

but anon... You dont get a say in anything T.T

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#22 - kontraband (01/05/2013) [-]

Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.

Immeadiately went to the next post while the gif was loading.

He stabbed his mouth with a sharp peice of Doritos, didn't he?
Yeah, he did.

I ain't having any of that shit.

I just quickly came back to comment.

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#14 - monroetrojanguy (01/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#16 to #14 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]

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#7 - djequalizee (01/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Tfw you're watching tv and eating chips and your chewing is so loud you can't hear the TV

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#8 to #7 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]

mfw my friends do that around me.

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#9 to #8 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]

Just kidding.

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#34 - fukkentyranitar (01/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)

My gums still bear the scars.

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#36 to #34 - bitchplzzz ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]

NOT THE WALKING DEAD FEELS. NOOO

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#30 - landartheconqueror (01/05/2013) [-]

why isn't this on morbid?

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#27 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2013) [-]

that happened to me and then i had to get that my tooth pulled

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#23 - azinfoo (01/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)

But teeth are more dense than doritos. Therefore, they couldn't cut into your teeth...

Also, why does he only have molars? o.o

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