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User avatar #42 - arziben
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this is bullsh- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD










hey you, yes you little lambda bitch, if I see an other hypnotoad post this month, I'll hunt you down and murder your family
User avatar #43 to #42 - Lambda
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #68 to #43 - electricbubblewrap
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Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ************. You can’t hack me you little piece of ****. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ******** bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ************, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
#372 to #68 - anon id: f863b24a
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"You’re peeshooter and kung fu "

sigh
#77 to #43 - coolmcbob
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#287 to #43 - Youralchoholicmom
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#245 to #43 - justanotherjoker
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User avatar #59 to #43 - hideyowives
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well played....well played
#57 to #43 - arziben
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#46 to #43 - berbear
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I love you. So much.
I love you. So much.
#351 to #43 - finevegetable
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>Gorilla warfare
User avatar #291 to #43 - neozas
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Gorrila warfare...
#63 to #43 - attentivecrane
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gorilla warfare lol. throwing bananas at eachother.
#121 - shreddddzd
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UPVOTE HYPNOTOAD TO TOP COMMENT. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
UPVOTE HYPNOTOAD TO TOP COMMENT. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#160 to #121 - justakewldewd
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GET OUT OF MY SKULL YOU WARTY HEATHEN!
User avatar #288 to #121 - biggydy
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Nah, i don't feel lik- ALL GLORY THE HYPNOTOAD
#323 - honeybooboo
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Green thumbs for everyone because Happy New Year and no thumb up limit!
User avatar #346 to #323 - pawnman
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I love you
#513 to #323 - anon id: 68bc5188
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dafuq? i can only give 1 red thumb? you whore
#12 - themystic
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
User avatar #37 to #12 - jacoban
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do you realise that you are the only one, from all who did the joke, not thumbed down? Guess thats what they call picture magic.
#49 to #37 - themystic
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#401 - kingcubjr
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#5 - sirdoofus
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HypnoToad 2016
#123 - pebar
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#325 - daerkxp
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**daerkxp rolls 457**
#333 to #325 - gregy
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#326 to #325 - daerkxp
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User avatar #6 - theawkwardbros
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Upvote? This isn't Reddit, O-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
User avatar #310 - theinternets
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**theinternets rolls 81** 80.
#543 to #310 - fractalius
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**fractalius rolls 361** Add this *****
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#311 to #310 - theinternets
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User avatar #312 to #310 - jmanispimping
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Its ok to rage.