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Submitted: 12/30/2012
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User avatar #100 - lieothelion (12/31/2012) [-]
**lieothelion rolled a random comment #54 posted by pioneermhm at wii u ** :
Where is the funny?
My pickup line.
#97 - scumbagposter (12/31/2012) [-]
**scumbagposter rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Link saved us! **
#94 - himynameiskit (12/31/2012) [-]
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Silly OP, that's when you forcefully rape them!
#93 - damago (12/31/2012) [-]
WHO NEEDS TO HIT ON A GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE LITTLE MONKEY + PUPPY
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User avatar #83 - deadmuerto (12/31/2012) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random comment #2664884 posted by dylanweber at MLP Friendly Board ** :
a sexual whore
THIS IS HOW YOU GET LAID, DAMMIT!!
User avatar #84 to #83 - dylanweber (12/31/2012) [-]
Good job.
User avatar #75 - dearleader (12/31/2012) [-]
someone should edit this so the owl is Anon and Stewie is FJ
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#86 to #74 - goodnighthelena (12/31/2012) [-]
**goodnighthelena rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Awsome junk **
A thumb for your roll.
#71 - AwesomeAnonomous (12/31/2012) [-]
Here is a colored version if anyone wants it
Here is a colored version if anyone wants it
#114 to #71 - anonymous (12/14/2013) [-]
-Not interested.
#81 to #71 - deadmuerto (12/31/2012) [-]
why thank you, sire
#68 - nyanpoptart (12/31/2012) [-]
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#67 - waffies (12/31/2012) [-]
How i flirt
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#82 to #66 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
Rape isn't funny any more. Dickhead.
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#65 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
my chat up line: "Baby come say hello and get your drunk ass over here lets bone"
#62 - sneezer (12/31/2012) [-]
We all know what to do after they say no....
#58 - ishotthedeputy (12/31/2012) [-]
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random comment #942 posted by XAssassin at America Logic ** :
Well I'm glad someone gets it
My first line
#57 - Wingwalker (12/31/2012) [-]
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#55 - doctadeathbench (12/31/2012) [-]
my face front page to day
User avatar #53 - klaes (12/31/2012) [-]
Here's how you pick up a girl.

Approach her at the bar, a party, or really wherever the **** else you are. Break the ice in whatever way you need to, preferably without a cliche pick up line. Start talking, not too much, be interesting, and most important of all, be confident. You can't be sitting there ******** your pants, otherwise the girl will think you're beta as **** and you won't get anything. Buy her a drink, if she lets you, and then proceed to pretend to be interested in whatever the **** she wants to talk about.

As the night goes on, it should be easy to get closer to this girl. Flirt a little, mess around a bit if you'd like, and depending on how easy or not easy the girl is you'll eventually reach a point where the time is right. Lean forward towards her, so that your mouth is right next to her ear, and then slowly, softly whisper...

"AYO GIRL WANT SUM FUK?"
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