Usian Motherfuckin' Bolt. He lifts... And then he grows up to hate just because Usian Bolt pulled the "too slow" trick. Psst You lost th
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User avatar #6 - gigglesthegreat
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(12/30/2012) [-]
And then he grows up to hate ******* just because Usian Bolt pulled the "too slow" trick.
User avatar #40 to #6 - gigglesthegreat
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Damn that's a lot of thumbs <_< I'm gonna say ****** more often.
User avatar #7 to #6 - slaylolop [OP]
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I think when a black person does it, it's called the too fast trick.
#12 - rmachado
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(12/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #12 - kingofhazard
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(12/30/2012) [-]
That mans smile always makes me smile.
#42 to #12 - anon id: 9fe6fcd4
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(12/31/2012) [-]
he apparently said "This one is for you" to the lad...
#43 to #12 - fmaestrolol
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I have this version for anyone who wants it.
I have this version for anyone who wants it.
#38 to #12 - FillupMiCrevis
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(12/31/2012) [-]
That guys happiness brings joy to me.

And I'm not saying Usian is any sort of hero for doing something that small, but celebrities and athletes who are willing to do little things like that to their fans really make me happy.
User avatar #27 to #12 - tomhefailin
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(12/30/2012) [-]
this ones actually touching. you can tell thats his hero
#25 to #12 - corsairjoshua
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I only have this one.   
   
I can't tell if I like it better or not...
I only have this one.

I can't tell if I like it better or not...
User avatar #17 - beatmasterz
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Even his hands are quick.
#18 to #17 - slaylolop [OP]
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#19 to #18 - beatmasterz
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I phrased it just right.
I phrased it just right.
#41 to #19 - anon id: d8c3103f
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(12/31/2012) [-]
omg idk why but that gif just made me bellow a laugh so hard! ahahaha!
#1 - trollforthefirst
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(12/30/2012) [-]
first
#4 to #1 - pineapplepeople
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Seeing how you created this account today, I'll take it easy upon you. However, here are some tips for the future.
1) Lurk more before you post anything, including comments.
2) This isn't youtube.
3) Seriously, lurk more.
#16 to #4 - bjartur
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Lurk more if you think he's serious.
Lurk more if you think he's serious.
#34 to #16 - pewdiepieminion
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ok, i probably lol'd at that way more than i should have, but thats freaking adorable
ok, i probably lol'd at that way more than i should have, but thats freaking adorable
User avatar #35 to #16 - ainsleyreborn
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Whats lurking?
#44 to #35 - bjartur
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(12/31/2012) [-]
In Internet culture, a lurker is a member of an online community who does not actively participate. Lurkers make up a large proportion of all users in online communities.Lurking allows users to learn the conventions of an online community before they actively participate, improving their socialization when they eventually de-lurk. However, a lack of social contact while lurking sometimes causes loneliness or apathy among lurkers.   
   
Hope that explained it for you :3
In Internet culture, a lurker is a member of an online community who does not actively participate. Lurkers make up a large proportion of all users in online communities.Lurking allows users to learn the conventions of an online community before they actively participate, improving their socialization when they eventually de-lurk. However, a lack of social contact while lurking sometimes causes loneliness or apathy among lurkers.

Hope that explained it for you :3
User avatar #45 to #44 - ainsleyreborn
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Perfect! Thank you sir
#39 to #1 - cdodge
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I looked at his name and changed my red thumb to a green one
User avatar #29 to #1 - hideyowives
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(12/30/2012) [-]
9/10 you have trolled succesfully
User avatar #8 to #1 - smokedmeatlog
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Quality troll.
User avatar #13 to #1 - rjake
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(12/30/2012) [-]
look at his name guys
User avatar #5 to #1 - natanhiel
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(12/30/2012) [-]
9/10

Everyone is taking you so seriously.
User avatar #3 to #1 - funkyrednipples
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(12/30/2012) [-]
For future references, that's not how Funnyjunk works.
User avatar #2 to #1 - codyxvasco
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Account created: Today

good for you.
User avatar #10 - docxy
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(12/30/2012) [-]
he can out run a t-rex
User avatar #28 to #10 - mrwalkerfour
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(12/30/2012) [-]
for 10 seconds.....
User avatar #31 to #28 - heartlessrobot
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Long enough to let the fat guy get eaten.
User avatar #11 to #10 - hertogrick
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(12/30/2012) [-]
For less than a kilometer. After that he's food.
User avatar #14 to #11 - crotchfrosting
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(12/30/2012) [-]
depends if the t-rex likes dark meat
#15 to #14 - blueberriez
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I lolled uncontrollably hard.
User avatar #22 to #10 - desmondaltairezio
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(12/30/2012) [-]
i can out run a t-rex.
a t-rex cant run due to the fact that they all dead.
User avatar #21 - yukkispiegelman
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(12/30/2012) [-]
He's too fast. That's a problem if he's ******* with a girl.
#24 to #21 - kelex
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Either he comes too fast, or he pumps too fast. First one is bad for him, but not the second one.
#36 to #24 - FillupMiCrevis
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(12/31/2012) [-]
He probably burns out the lube or her pussy juices too fast
#49 to #21 - anon id: e2324927
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Flash's foes, they finish last, too bad sometimes he's just too fast!...
#46 - anon id: 30381b47
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(12/31/2012) [-]
i laughed like an idiot because usian sounds funny
User avatar #30 - justbeingcool
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(12/30/2012) [-]
looks like George Sampson
User avatar #26 - tomhefailin
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(12/30/2012) [-]
But seriously, **** the white man.
#47 to #26 - darkjustifier
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Well....I'm waiting to be raped I suppose.
#20 - anon id: dc66b18f
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(12/30/2012) [-]
"come on"
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