Woman Logic at its finest.... .. IT'S NOT WOMENS LOGIC, IT'S STUPID PEOPLE LOGIC! GOD DAMNIT FJ, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
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Woman Logic at its finest...

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#29 - localcatbarber (12/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
IT'S NOT WOMENS LOGIC, IT'S STUPID PEOPLE LOGIC! GOD DAMNIT FJ, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
IT'S NOT WOMENS LOGIC, IT'S STUPID PEOPLE LOGIC! GOD DAMNIT FJ, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
User avatar #37 - thinkwithportals (12/29/2012) [+] (10 replies)
"HAHAHA I DON'T LIKE WOMEN. THEY ARE SO STUPID ALL THE TIME HERR DURR"


-FJ
User avatar #3 - notgod (12/29/2012) [-]
If you watch the guy for a while it starts to look like a really smooth dance move
User avatar #17 - evanthebrony (12/29/2012) [+] (10 replies)
the girl keeps her hand on the bar so if she falls she can hold on.
#19 to #17 - Battledogg (12/29/2012) [-]
Wanna bet she could keep a hold if she actually fell?
User avatar #196 - grundo (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This has nothing to do with gender you stupid cunt.
#161 - xmonke (12/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Come on guys, let's quite all the "men vs women" arguments, because the real mistake made here, by the both of them, was not taking the stairs instead.
#13 - destaice (12/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Bitches about to learn some 						*******					 science.   
   
As we all know (or should know) the brain has different sections. Two of these sections being a rational and logical side, the other an emotional side.   
   
When a person receives a threat the brain goes into a different state. The threat can be somebody hitting on your girlfriend and sparking anger. It can be a murderer with a knife sparking fear.   
   
This threat is process by the Amygdala, a part of your brain in the emotional section.   
   
The Amygdala takes over the rational side the brain to let the emotional take over. The emotional side of your brain actually process data milliseconds faster than the rational.   
   
The Amygdala basically tells you what to do and how to react to the threat. Like flinching when somebody tries to punch you or ducking when something flies toward your head.   
   
   
By the woman's reaction time the Amygdala made the decision for her. The problem was it didn't know how to react to the threat. Instead it made her take a step back. Once her foot felt solid ground the Amygdala deemed the situation okay.   
   
The male's reaction was much slower. While it did help him in this situation, if a car were to be speeding towards him the slow reaction time would most likely get him killed.
Bitches about to learn some ******* science.

As we all know (or should know) the brain has different sections. Two of these sections being a rational and logical side, the other an emotional side.

When a person receives a threat the brain goes into a different state. The threat can be somebody hitting on your girlfriend and sparking anger. It can be a murderer with a knife sparking fear.

This threat is process by the Amygdala, a part of your brain in the emotional section.

The Amygdala takes over the rational side the brain to let the emotional take over. The emotional side of your brain actually process data milliseconds faster than the rational.

The Amygdala basically tells you what to do and how to react to the threat. Like flinching when somebody tries to punch you or ducking when something flies toward your head.


By the woman's reaction time the Amygdala made the decision for her. The problem was it didn't know how to react to the threat. Instead it made her take a step back. Once her foot felt solid ground the Amygdala deemed the situation okay.

The male's reaction was much slower. While it did help him in this situation, if a car were to be speeding towards him the slow reaction time would most likely get him killed.
User avatar #15 to #13 - greeneyedgamer (12/29/2012) [-]
The female was already looking at the floor when it started to fall. The male wasn't, hence the slower reaction.
#57 - felixjarl (12/29/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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The woman is grabbing the handlebar and would have higher survival chance than the man who did not do so.

Also it is a green screen below and no actual pit.
#149 - odio (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i see none of them jumping
User avatar #256 - Lambda (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
She grabs the railing, he grabs the wall. She'd have a better chance than he would.
User avatar #212 - glasgowrangers (12/29/2012) [-]
Woman don't sex with me, woman must be stupid
User avatar #16 - linkofreek ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
This is why no female likes you
#210 - secretdestroyers (12/29/2012) [-]
And, this, my dear Funnyjunkers, is why you are all single!    
   
Granted, I am too, but it's only because when I try to talk to a woman, I instantaneously turn into Colin Firth's character in The King's Speech!   
   
MFW...
And, this, my dear Funnyjunkers, is why you are all single!

Granted, I am too, but it's only because when I try to talk to a woman, I instantaneously turn into Colin Firth's character in The King's Speech!

MFW...
#206 - flipoutt (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because someone would have time to think in that situation.


I wouldn't, at least
#35 - headhunternl (12/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Well seeing as the video is a fake and the people in the video are actors, neither knew where to jump, because they used a green screen as floor and added the video later.

So it's a coincidence that the man jumped that way and the woman jumped the other way.

OR the creators like to make fun of woman
#36 to #35 - radtroll (12/29/2012) [-]
listen faggot   
   
it's a commercial for new LG screens, they installed them on the floor and tried that on many people and saw how they jumped, as a proof that their screens have 						************					 real life colors, and it was Awesome
listen faggot

it's a commercial for new LG screens, they installed them on the floor and tried that on many people and saw how they jumped, as a proof that their screens have ************ real life colors, and it was Awesome
User avatar #219 - tazmaniandevilxxx (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Technically the woman grabbed the bar while the man slid his hand against a flat wall...

Just leave this here....
User avatar #14 - KellyisAwesome (12/29/2012) [-]
Women's logic? Are you ******* kidding me? Because ofcourse we now, that every woman apart from loving clothes and shoes always jumps toward certain death on purpose. Idiot.
#188 - jasonrussel (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yes but the woman had a hand on the railing
#142 - seventh (12/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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It's all fake. LG posted a video on youtube saying they put monitors on the floor of an elevator and made it look like the floor was falling using their screens. If you watch the actual video, you can see a reflection of the green screen on the poles.
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#34 - comradewinter ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
The first thing that would strike a human in a situation like this is to go backwards. If the man had been looking the other way, he'd walk into his own death. If anything, the woman is the one with the most logical sense, keeping close to something she can hang onto. You can never determine who's the smartest one here, as they have less than a second to react. Try kicking a ball into someone's face at random and ask why they react the way the do.
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