Rotten tooth?

tha fuck is wrong with me

At least you didn't freak out about how hot she is NOW...

At least you're waiting.

**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #2439418 at MLP Friendly Board ** the way the girl reacts is so funny

What do you mean in a couple of years?

Probably..

I gotta agree..

I have a similar story.
>Eating dinner with family
>eating lots of food
>decide to eat peas
>start chewing, suddenly there is a really hard pea
>wtf challenegaccepted.jpg
>cant best this god among peas
>spit out
>its my baby tooth

I once swallowed my own tooth while eating

Thompson's Teeth: The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.

>Be 5
> eating tuna sandwich with onions (my dad cuts the onions in little squares)
> something really hard come's out of the sandwich
> think its a raw onion
> spit it
> take it and put it in the trash can
> my dad laughs
> tells me to watch myself in a mirror
> "and it did nothing until i smiled" - quote from batman comics
< MFW

The anon below my had an excellent idea.

Why don't you have a seat over there?

Yes she is cute.
But as long as you don't want to fuck her it's okay.
....god this is creepy to talk about.

Cute as in the way a puppy is.
You pervs. Just clarifying.

ok then mr. not-so-pedo

I have dropped all of my shame and I'm entering this conversation because it hasn't gotten awkward enough for my liking yet.

I think, if there was a consenting twenty-year-old woman's Brain in that girl's body (through magic or mind-swapping technology or whatever) , and I was rather drunk, and she was like, physically two years older than that, I might tap it.

discuss as awkwardly as possible.

whatever you say man... just keep it on the internet and not on the streets

Nah mang, see this girl? She's super pretty too but you don't get sexual thoughts watching her, you just feel all fuzzy and good because of the pretty face.
Also, Afghanistan has some super-pretty girls.

Who says I don't get sexual thoughts watching her?

That fucking .gif

She's something like 50 now. I studied that picture in English Clas

*class

Yes....

Source?

Some doujin I read a while ago on exhentai..

I... I thought it looked cute.

It is cute. It's about a loli who's afraid that people don't like her for being so tiny. Especially that big masculine man that she wants to pat her head. He's morally conflicted about having sex with her in his dreams.

I like your username. Does it have any relation to the movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space by any chance?

Why yes, yes it does BUT funnyjunk kept saying different variations were already taken so I got frustrated and put a KKK on the end thinking it would get rejected and it didn't so here I am LOL

How do you 'suck' your teeth out?

try

No seriously, I don't understand how?
I get pulling your teeth out, but sucking just doesn't make sense.

I said try it, I am to tired to explain it... you just gotta get the suction effect over one of your teeth, and suck it hard (god that sounds wrong) and if its already loose it would be out in a second.

That's how I got all my teeth out

I would imagine any other way would be unnatural and cause gum problems

I tied my tooth to a door knob and got someone in my family to shut it, and some I just ripped out myself, but after finding out who the tooth fairy was it kinda got out of hand, theres a reason why i was the first one to not have any milk-teeth or whatever its called, but money was made so I'm happy

>loose tooth
You like, nine bro?

It doesn't really hurt to lose a baby tooth. Or am I a leper?

Are you kidding me? That is fucking badass.

Badass Rednecks*

I'd rather be a redneck than a neckbeard.

It is painful for half of a second.

That half a second can be pretty long lol

I watched my finger get crushed as .5mm a second by a 40,000 pound hole punch, please tell me about how half a second can be painful.

Legit as fuck