Master Splinter

I've been doing karate for 4 years, and this fucking hand is better than me

This guy probably gets all the fly honeys

how did you make your hands yell for 10 episodes straight?

A five minute fight in DBZ takes ten episodes because they're fighting at speeds faster than we can see, so the animators are slowing it down for us.

o.o Holy shit...I never thought of it that way.

That's why they pay me the big bucks. For guys who can move in tandem faster than your eyes can follow them, don't you think it was suspicious when Gohan put the beatdown on Buu in what was comparatively slow-motion? Go back and look at it, you'll find yourself thinking, "Wait, they should be moving faster than that!"

Now you realize that you'll never get to relive your childhood and everything will just be memories.

I still do the same thing with children on my school, but with my penis.
im a bad teacher.

It's not mine though, but thanks

This.

A real handy-man

Im not gonna lie, I read that and could barely handle my urge to laugh.

What a hand some picture you have there, Someponyspechul

He looks like he might have gotten hurt, should we give him a hand?

Nah man, appreciate being able to help with that situation hands on though.

Someone give him a Hand ?