steal a woman's car park. .. Them parking skills. The red car has done this before. humor fun funny Crazy delirious gags woman hilarious
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - petchr
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Them parking skills. The red car has done this before.
Them parking skills. The red car has done this before.
User avatar #55 to #2 - Lainge
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(12/23/2012) [-]
.....why does it change shape as he puts it on?
User avatar #79 to #55 - onefuckingskurut
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(12/23/2012) [-]
You silly,it does not change its shape. Its just drawn like that. Makers of series back then were drawing like this...
#60 to #55 - ponymagic
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(12/23/2012) [-]
He is Spiderman, he does what he wants.
#5 - warbringerii
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(12/23/2012) [-]
What is that?? A car for ants?
User avatar #25 to #5 - HarvietheDinkle
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(12/23/2012) [-]
(insert fat joke here)

#23 to #5 - denbaby
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(12/23/2012) [-]
You guys crack me up sometimes.
#88 to #23 - lordnerevar
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(12/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #5 - rvaugh
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(12/23/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cda6HH2Q9Hc

ant cars are pretty damn fast
#16 to #5 - missmalice
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(12/23/2012) [-]
It needs to be at least... 3 times bigger than this! How are we supposed to drive if we can't even fit in the cars?
User avatar #4 - huskygunner
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I'd **** in her seat
User avatar #6 to #4 - iamcanadian
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Nice big solid turd on the front seat?
or ******* taco bell power diarrhea everywhere
User avatar #7 to #6 - aesguitar
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(12/23/2012) [-]
One order of the "******* taco bell power diarrhea" please.
User avatar #8 to #7 - iamcanadian
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Is that for the rear or the dashboard?
User avatar #9 to #8 - aesguitar
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Umm...I'll have both please.
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamcanadian
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(12/23/2012) [-]
If you order the combo pack you can get a free blart
User avatar #11 to #10 - aesguitar
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Sure, let's make it a combo.
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamcanadian
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(12/23/2012) [-]
You want laxative fries with that?
User avatar #13 to #12 - aesguitar
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Yes, with some menstruation dipping sauce please.
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamcanadian
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Ok that'll be 160 FJ pts.
User avatar #15 to #14 - aesguitar
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(12/23/2012) [-]
umm... how do I give them to you?
User avatar #18 to #15 - Wario
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Fj points can be transfered through shots, ! shot = 2fj points. You could also pay in anal intercourse.
User avatar #19 to #18 - aesguitar
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Giving or receiving?
User avatar #84 to #19 - Wario
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(12/24/2012) [-]
Your choice
User avatar #86 to #84 - aesguitar
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(12/24/2012) [-]
I'd have air on the side of giving.
User avatar #22 to #19 - hydraetis
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(12/23/2012) [-]
The level of win in this thread
User avatar #26 to #22 - huskygunner
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I left a random comment and it evolved into this. Fantastic. :)
User avatar #27 to #26 - hydraetis
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(12/23/2012) [-]
you gave birth to awesome
User avatar #82 to #27 - iamcanadian
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(12/23/2012) [-]
And i nursed it through life
#85 to #82 - huskygunner
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(12/24/2012) [-]
They grow up so fast...
They grow up so fast...
User avatar #1 - britannia
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(12/22/2012) [-]
lost it at the tags.
#56 - snorp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Red car driver's an asshole / didn't understand his intention.   
   
White car went in because he was afraid red might take the spot for herself, but made a point out of parking close enough so that red could still get in.   
   
And if you look at the positions of the drivers doors, everybody would've been able to get out of their cars if red just parked closer to the top car.   
   
HFW
Red car driver's an asshole / didn't understand his intention.

White car went in because he was afraid red might take the spot for herself, but made a point out of parking close enough so that red could still get in.

And if you look at the positions of the drivers doors, everybody would've been able to get out of their cars if red just parked closer to the top car.

HFW
#71 to #56 - plandee
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Argument TL;DR.

Do you even drive? People never favor to park two cars in the same space. The white car had the intention of stealing the space off the red car.
#74 to #71 - snorp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Do you live in russia where that vid is from?
Do you know anything about how ****** done in russia?
I sure don't. It's just a different point of view.

I sure exagerrated a bit though. Did it for the attention)
#59 to #56 - broorb
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(12/23/2012) [-]
OH there MUST BE A WAY that the WOMAN is an ASSHOLE because ALL WOMEN ARE ASSHOLES and I'M a MASSIVE VIRGIN
#62 to #59 - snorp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Seriously, look at the beginning of the gif.
Red car was just standing there doing jack ****.
But instead of going "lol if you don't take it i will", white car driver wanted to share the spot and got stabbed in the back for that.

It's not abot her being female. If it had been a guy I would've poste a confused dude face.
#63 to #62 - broorb
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(12/23/2012) [-]
you assumed white is a bloke, though, so you're still being unconsciously sexist. which isn't great, but most people are so you'll fit right in.

In the whole video, the white car doesn't think twice, just zooms right in, and red is moving slightly. the .gif's been slowed down.
#64 to #63 - snorp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Nope I just used the default male form for a person of unknown gender.
If you're talking about the car that's driving in front of you swaying, do you say "HE/SHE is probably drunk"?

And I won't believe you on that "sped up" without the source.
#65 to #64 - broorb
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(12/23/2012) [-]
wow, buddy, why should the default be a guy, bro? gimme a good reason for that. :p
that's okay, you don't have to believe me. whether you like it or not, you're wrong, so I don't actually need to persuade you otherwise, kiddo
User avatar #77 to #65 - sspacecore
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(12/23/2012) [-]
tits or GTFO
#81 to #77 - broorb
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(12/23/2012) [-]
did you come up with that all by yourself
#66 to #65 - snorp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Didn't answer my question there, though.
Do you say "he/she" when you don't know the gender?

By the way, this whole time you assume that I am male....bit chauvinistic there, don't you think?
#68 to #66 - broorb
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(12/23/2012) [-]
oh, that's a good point. nah, it's just that women tend to be less discriminating to their own gender. aside from funnyjunk women, actually, they're very quick to destroy each other for a little recognition from the blokes.

and, I say 'they', which is used both in plural and for a person of unknown/unimplied gender
#70 to #68 - snorp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I still maintain that I wasn't discriminating against women.
I'm pretty sure - though I can't really know - that I'd have judged the situation the same if the red car was driven by a man.

Oops, not a native speaker here, I just kinda forgot about that usage of "they" and assumed it was the same as in many other languages.
#72 to #70 - broorb
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(12/23/2012) [-]
fair 'nuff. I guess there are languages which have an intricate stream of sexism, like spanish for example.

likesay, everyone has innate sexism, bro. it's just a wall we can bang our heads against till the cows come home, but I druther chase it than let it lie, since equal rights is a good goal to chase yayaya
#76 to #72 - snorp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Yeah guess we're not going to solve that one in the fj comment section.
Nice that this went down civilized in the end though.
#87 to #76 - broorb
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(12/24/2012) [-]
I found the source for you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIFjVZI_qX0
#44 - marcury
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(12/23/2012) [-]
#33 - dreamthrow
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Way to small but still awesome.
Way to small but still awesome.
User avatar #3 - Jewssassin
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Silly European cars. So small.
User avatar #73 - BobbyMcFerrin
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but am I the only one who thinks this is completely staged?
1. Why would the red car be just sitting there waiting.
2. Why would the white car park so close to the black one.
3. Why would the red car person risk dinging their nice convertible to prove a point like this.
4. The camera was specifically aimed right at them and directly above the whole time.
User avatar #80 to #73 - Keoul
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Sauce: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIFjVZI_qX0
Explains most things
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User avatar #32 - demandsgayversion
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(12/23/2012) [-]
You people are so quick to judge this as competition or something. I like to look at it as a triumph of sharing
User avatar #34 to #32 - techketzer
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Well, seeing as the guy in the white car was basically locked into his vehicle, I'd say this situation clearly represents a triumph of the red car's driver over him.
User avatar #83 to #34 - demandsgayversion
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(12/23/2012) [-]
He could crawl out the passenger window into the other guy's car and make the same escape
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