MFW making breakfast today

You can toast anything, as long as it fits in the toaster.
Anything.

It's not like i want you to put me in the toast or anything.... BAKA!

You can grill anything, as long as it fits on the grill.

Well, yeah, I guess I meant "are they supposed to taste good when toasted?".

Everything tastes good when toasted.

Even corpses?

Especially.

Will try.

Can you toast toast?

That's called a retoast.

anything......hmmm....

ive even stuffed a few slices of pizza in to a slot toaster

And thats my excuse for burning my dick

Leggo my eggo mother fucker.

Yup. He had to fucking ruin it.

Whats the difference between a baby and a waffle???
A waffle doesn't cry when you shove it in a toaster!

what do you call the flinstones if they were black?
niggers.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza. the pizza doesnt scream when u put it in the oven.

How do you cram 100 jews in a car?

2 in the front
2 in the back
and
96 in the ash tray

why did hitler kill himself?


the jews sent him the gas bill.

I guess he was Führuious

whats the difference between boy scouts and jews?


boy scouts come back from camp.

'There is safety in numbers"
Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.
And you're all Jews.

You guys are all SO funny . . .

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Why are jews so bad at baking?
because all the good ovens are full

whats the worst thing about being a black jew? u have to sit in the back of the oven.

Sorry, forgot to log in, I was wondering why I couldn't attach an image.

That pun was wawful.

that pun was waffle...could've just spelled the word.

I wouldn't have gotten it if he would've spelled it "waffle"

then you could read it outloud and CLICK..i think you would've gotten it

Pancakes are better anyway, love.

It's okay.

pancakes>waffles
Always.

Waffles are just pancakes with holes to hold your syrup. When I eat pancakes, I'm all "WTF my syrups all over my God Damn plate." And then I eat waffles and I'm like "Wow this is the perfect syrup to waffle ratio. It's almost like they planned that shit out." Those are just facts you make your own opinion.

Damn, sir! Go out and buy them right now! (ego homestyle are my favorite)

Take this back to NSFW where it belongs you sick creature.

RIGHT.. IN... THE GODDAMN CHILDHOOD
But I still laughed super hard...

WAFFLES

Who are these guys there fucking hilarious

The Green Men, they harass opposing hockey players who are sitting in the penalty box.

Thanks good sir have a thumb

The longer I watch, the more I laugh...

his face at the end reminds me of this

I get why he's so into waffles for breakfast in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" now

what webcomic is that from? I was reading it ages ago but have completely forgotten the name

you fucking sick bastard