EFW December 21st

**norwegianlolz rolls 88**

Time to throw out some of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes/jokes:
-"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of our car, so she asked me to drive."
-"My wife is attached to a machine that keeps her alive. It is called a refridgerator."
-"I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back."
-"What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me."
-"And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with."
-"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
-"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday."
-"A hooker once told me she had a headache."
-"I get no respect." (got to include the classic).

**nighthawxx rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at Goal-Keeper **
mfw end of the world

<- This pic has NEVER been more relevant.

MFW

**alwaysreadthetags rolls 69** nothing is going to happen...except for these dubs

**inbardo rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at meanwhile at mutleeys ** this is how the world will end

There was a shit ton of traffic because of people trying to get off the east coast near me. I'm pretty sure more people evacuated for the end of the world theory than did for Hurricane Sandy. Fucked up my commute for my last final beyond belief. Morons.

"....You take drugs Danny?"

"Everyday."

"Good.

IIIIIIIIM ALL RIGHT Nobody worry 'bout me

mfw I literally hit this post same time as they used it on family guy star wars on tv.

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