Lost monkey roams IKEA

Carlos...

You rang?

Why was this even posted as an anon?
And why hasn't it got more thumbs yet?!

if there was an award for best porn reaction face he would totally win

Actually dressing monkeys in coats and other clothes ruins them on the inside... It's very bad for them...

herr Nilsson*

sorry

Don't worry, I like you anyway

yay~

goddamn, last time I saw that I was in third grade

or was it fourth or fifth?

either way, I remember having to be taken to the "time out" chair and couldn't watch the rest of the movie cuz' of some bullshit.

mfw dat gif

i love HodgeTwins

hell yeah hodgetwins

Must be religious people trying to put down the name of Darwin.

She was planning to move to a city where it's legal to own a Macaque.

Upon hearing of this, the town started passing legislation to ban them.

I don't really get that, it's a relatively non-violent animal. People owning chimps is fucked up, one tore the face off of the owner's friend a couple of years ago.

Mhm. I know, right? Rhesus macaques are quite friendly. But yeah, they're trying to ban them specifically so she can't move there.

I thought it was unethical and generally frowned upon to create legislature on a case-by-case method.

Hey there, autoxx, I'd like to introduce you to someone.

autoxx, meet the government. Government, meet autoxx.

Riiiight. Stupid me, what was I thinking?

That 'Free and equal under law' was more than letters