Bethesda tries to patch Skyrim

The pipe was sucking the water at incredibly high pressure, (kinda like OP and cock), and the crab got caught in the flow and sucked right through the crack. He had a bad time.

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#51 to #46 - apeksniper (12/15/2012) [-]

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#64 to #51 - grimsho (12/15/2012) [-]

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#49 to #42 - GShock ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

it's an underwater saw cutting a pipe. He must have been sucked in.

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#50 to #42 - waffies ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

I believe he was walking by a place where a pipe was being sawed into with a high speed circular saw. The pipe seems to have extremely high suction, and the saw may have sliced him up, allowing him to get sucked in in tiny bits....

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#58 to #40 - Nazistick (12/15/2012) [-]

Huh...Reminds me of that ending to that one bad alien movie.

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#65 to #58 - worstposter (12/15/2012) [-]

it wasn't that bad was it?

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#66 to #58 - serotonin ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]

this one?

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#68 to #66 - Nazistick (12/16/2012) [-]

Yep. Wrong scene but thats the shitmaster film.

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#55 to #40 - mrnecro (12/15/2012) [-]

I don't know whether to cry or laugh

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#12 - ryantheatheist (12/15/2012) [+] (9 replies)

The Ebony Warrior was a more challenging boss than Miraak. amirite?

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#14 to #12 - TigerShark ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

i would assume so... seeing as you have to be level 80 just to start that quest

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#15 to #14 - ryantheatheist (12/15/2012) [-]

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#16 to #15 - TigerShark ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

although i do believe miraak was extremely easy to beat, i'm level 100 destruction and all i only used the fireball spell and beat him on the first try... i should probably raise my difficulty

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#17 to #16 - ryantheatheist (12/15/2012) [-]

I used a legendary dragonbone sword with fire/absorb health enchantment and I actually beat him so fast the game glitched. I had to use the base ebony war axe I picked up earlier.

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#20 to #17 - asleepyplatypus (12/15/2012) [-]

speaking of difficult enemies... where would one find a legendary dragon? i have yet to find one

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#21 to #20 - ryantheatheist (12/15/2012) [-]

Just be level 78 or higher and they will appear regularly. I'm actually caught off guard if a dragon is lower than legendary.

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#22 to #21 - asleepyplatypus (12/15/2012) [-]

there's my problem... im only level 70
welp time to up my other skills

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#25 to #22 - ryantheatheist (12/15/2012) [-]

That'll take a while...

You're gonna need a montage...

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#44 to #12 - jimmyprice ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

i beat both on master difficulty and mirrak was a little challenging but damn that ebony warrior was kicking my ass!

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#27 - dominikq (12/15/2012) [+] (17 replies)

I want to buy Skyrim on PS3 is it playable with newstest patch ?

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#31 to #27 - lordcuntdestroyer ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

Skyrim sucks on the PS3. Its laggy, the framerate is all over the place, and its glitchy as hell. Plus you can't get any DLC for it. Get it for PC instead

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#41 to #31 - chezburgadominator (12/15/2012) [-]

I play on the PS3, and i'm not trying to argue. But I don't have lag problems on it and it operates just fine. Bethesda said they would be able to release Dawnguard on the PS3 but it would just be too buggy and we wouldn't be able to enjoy it. So they're working on that.

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#43 to #41 - lordcuntdestroyer ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

I played on both xbox and ps3, and personally i found ps3 much worse. dont get me wrong, i love my ps3 and all about it, i just found skyrim didn't work well on it, and from what ive seen on forums im not the only one. but skyrim is still awesome no matter what

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#34 to #31 - dominikq (12/15/2012) [-]

I don't think my laptop will handle this.

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#36 to #34 - lordcuntdestroyer ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

Buy it for xbox if you have one. Skyrim on the PS3 is still skyrim, but it's bottom of the barrel

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#39 to #36 - dominikq (12/15/2012) [-]

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#33 to #31 - theviusking (12/15/2012) [-]

You just assume he has a computer able to play Skyrim let alone load Skyrim. I'd just get the Xbox one. Only lags when in MAJJJORLY large fights and no Frameskips. Though buying an Xbox would probably be a factor here too.

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#35 to #33 - dominikq (12/15/2012) [-]

It's not an option for me buying Xbox, but thanks for the tip. I have to find something else and wait for new GoW and GTA V ;)

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#37 to #35 - theviusking (12/15/2012) [-]

GTA5 is...what march or something?

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#38 to #37 - dominikq (12/15/2012) [-]

YEP :)

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#48 to #27 - azraelthemage (12/15/2012) [-]

Save yourself the trouble and get the PC version instead. That's what I did.

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#45 to #27 - valyn (12/15/2012) [-]

buying any bethesda rpg on any console is a mistake. Half the fun of the elder scrolls and bethesda fallout games is all the mods

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#56 to #45 - Sethorein ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

so I'm pretty new to pc gaming... how do I mod things?

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#57 to #56 - valyn (12/15/2012) [-]

google the skyrim nexus. they have a mod manager program that makes it really easy. instructions are on their site

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#61 to #57 - Sethorein ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

I assume it's pretty safe as far as viruses are concerned, right?

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#67 to #61 - valyn (12/16/2012) [-]

fairly, ive never gotten any

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#52 to #27 - thepalmtoptiger (12/15/2012) [-]

You'll get the DLC soon.

JK, you'll never get it.

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#10 - bosskiss (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

i bought skyrim and started the game
in the beginning there is this part where i was placed on a log and a guard would try to cut my head with a sword. instead he only stood there waiting for god may know what. i left the pc on for about 30 minutes nothing happened within that 30 minutes.

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#23 to #10 - Shitthatscrazy (12/15/2012) [-]

Did you try turning it on and off?

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#28 - ilikecows ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

What was the update?

Sorry, I am not up to date with the Skyrim News

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#1 - romanprinsonerr (12/15/2012) [-]

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!!!!!

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#18 - gooolol (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#30 to #18 - notsixroller (12/15/2012) [-]

I love Bertrand Russell.

He is one damn classy gentleman.

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#9 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

The only problem I've ever had is the quest to kill mercer frey. Once I get in the room with the giant snow elf statue, it just freezes up, and I can only move my camera, which is keeping me from completing the last two achievements for the game. Does anyone know if they patched it yet?

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#11 to #9 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

I haven't connected my xbox to the internet for 6 months or so, which explains why I don't know

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#6 - darthsalias (12/15/2012) [-]

they need to patch the falkreath bug in which you cannot become thane. its annoying up a wall if you have hearthfire

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#5 - smokedmeatlog ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]

They need to patch the Blood on the Ice part 2 quest really badly.

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