Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #49 - therealbojack (12/14/2012) [-]
A couple of friends and I were always joking about going into a local sex shop that we pass all the time. Talking about doing something like walking in and grabbing the biggest dildo that we could find (assuming that it was in a box, that is, and not just like free-dangling) and placing it on the counter while saying something along the lines of "Hello, Ma'am/Sir. I would like to purchase this dildo, please." with a completely straight face.

Anyway, we actually did go in, one day. On our much-more-awkward-than-we-were-expecting tour of the shop, we stopped by the video section. There, on the shelf was the most scarring thing that I had seen, in a long time. And I've seen a lot of **** . (Hah, " **** ". You'll get that, in a second)

So, the video was called "Anal Artists". Go ahead and take a guess as to what they were referring to. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Got a guess? Let's see if you were right. The girls in the video would receive an enema, first off. That's bad enough for me, as it is. There's more, though (of course). The enema, by the way, was performed with different colors of paint. Now you see where this is going. The girls would then, obviously, fart/ **** the paint enema remains onto the chests/faces of various gentlemen, to the presumable enjoyment of.......... neither of them? I'm still not sure.

Anyway - **** was whack, yo.
0
#97 to #49 - funnypill has deleted their comment [-]
+2
#63 to #49 - orton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #49 - mygenerationsucks ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Go on...
-3
#57 to #54 - therealbojack has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)