Still counts

I'm more concerned on why this is on nick jr.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDD

torn cervix

Well... let me join in!

What in the fuck?

Is it in? Is it in? Is it in?

It's in?

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH

DAAA FUK?

dont stick it in her pooper

FRIEND ZONE

The dog equivilant of hover hand.

Beta as fuck.

**sagen rolls 67** close enough

just watch a lot of porn, that's how I'm preparing myself.

Oh god porn isn't a very good guide to sex

Yes it is, here's the trick:
-Watch it as if to learn, not to masturbate and you'll catch something (which is the hardest thing ever)
-Watch the actors' reactions (beneath all the acting a true reaction might show)
-Stretch stretch stretch....

My friend Chris promised me that when i got laid for the first time, he would bake me that cake and bring it into school with that expression.

The cake was a lie.

Looks like you're never getting cake

Carlos, is that you?

All of my h8.