Babysitting With a Hangover

>be me
>lifeguard at local pool
>hungover like mother fucker
>have to teach swim lessons every morning
> 4 year old girl named Sarah
> she hates water
>loudest scream known to man
>dunk her under
>feelsgoodman.
>this is the noise she made

The dream job

well that was easy

How i see kids

Atlas vs. Jenner in a nutshell.

Run backwards minion!

This is what it is like to work with children. It was advised that I leave after putting in a request for a tranquilizer gun.

I've been favourited. I feel like I've been successful here haha

next time: try this

Try parenting with a hangover! At least when your the babysitter you get to go home at the end of the day.

I'd just let the kid do what he wanted and not react to that

Then again, I hate kids so what do I know

I just did math so I could thumb this up. You're welcome

For the people complaining about the capitalization: It's a title... titles are supposed to have all important words capitalized. It's not like I capitalized every word in my description lol

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