Carlos posts in a nutshell

Can I have a word with you please sir?

OH MY FUCKING GOD! CARLOS YOU DIRTY FUCKING COCKSUCKER THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I WILL ACCEPT YOU FUCKING ME. YOU GODDAMN WASTE OF SPACE, GO JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE YOU FUCKING MEXICAN PIECE OF SHIT!! BURN IN HELL YOU FAGGOT BITCH.

Not the fucking time Carlos

MOTHER FUCKER

MOTHER FUCKER

Carlos... please for the love of God SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Didn't really expect this to work out...

Well thanks, I was in the top 80!

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Carlooooooos......

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Magic School Bus, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed puns. I am trained in gorilla meme's and I’m the top joker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with puns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mexicans across the USA and your lawn is being cut incorrectly and at odd angles right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call easy living. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make over seven hundred puns, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in psychology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mexican Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable house off the street, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I think its a "they're so bad they're good" thing for most people, we just pretend we hate them

I just read my comment.

The likes in that comment canceled out the dislike in the comment above. I'm going to thumb one up and the other down now.

He's the main character in the Magic Schoolpuns

god why

and me