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#294 - cockasian (12/06/2012) [-]
So, rather than just driving away from the zombies, thus saving precious gas, time, and energy, you suggest that I use a retarded weapon that would only work on certain zombies (certain heights), and would most likely break off mid-attack. Not to mention it sticks out, which would decrease my maneuverability while driving.

Thanks for the advice OP, but I think I'll take my advice from people who aren't retarded.
#319 to #294 - devout feminist (12/06/2012) [-]
There's no such thing as zombies.
User avatar #307 to #294 - soggytomatoe (12/06/2012) [-]
Retarded or not, it's still ******* awesome
#304 to #294 - derpyderpderp (12/06/2012) [-]
I think you are forgetting the 3-4 living people that were trapped in the middle that were saved. That was the reason for doing that so don't be a ******* retard yourself and pay attention to the 10 second GIF. Also, how would it decrease your maneuverability? You're driving in a ******* circle, you don't need much maneuverability.
#320 to #304 - cockasian (12/06/2012) [-]
what if a zombie that wasn't retarded broke the circle and came too close to your vehicle, but you couldn't manouever away because you're tethered to a pole? Also i did take that into account; i know it's a movie and so there is going to be unrealistic badassery and epic saving of people, my main reason for commenting was that OP implied that this would be a useful trick in a real zombie apocalypse
User avatar #338 to #320 - OrionPax (12/06/2012) [-]
You also happen to be in a moving vehicle, and those zombies don't seem too fast. I don't see how one would catch up with you, even if you were tethered.
#302 to #294 - Malibu (12/06/2012) [-]
He was saving his friends douchebag.
#308 to #302 - cockasian (12/06/2012) [-]
I gathered that, however, the fact that OP made the title "trick for zombie apocalypse" is the main reason i made this comment; this isn't a trick that anyone should ever try irl.
User avatar #299 to #294 - sonicg (12/06/2012) [-]
You gotta remember mate, although this looks cool and all, the 'Zombie Survival Community' that's around today is chocked full of braindead mall ninjas who seem more focused on style than survival.
#313 to #299 - cockasian (12/06/2012) [-]
so true!
#317 to #313 - sonicg (12/06/2012) [-]
By the way, I like the username, it's a fun play on words.
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