Why im not in the kitchen. not mine need women.. > Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right? Me: women
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#42 - unicornattacks
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> Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls
Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven
Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right?
Me: Yeah, probably.
> Put pizza rolls in microwave and set for 10 minutes
> Go watch tv in other room
> 5 minutes later smoke is filling the room.
> ************
> Throw charred pile of black pizza rolls into garbage (after it cooled)
> Spend 45 minutes trying to mask the smell of smoke throughout the whole house
> Look behind microwave
> Giant scorch mark on wall
> We almost burnt the house down making pizza rolls. In a microwave.
> Our faces when
#81 to #42 - anon id: 9808d18e
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that's just dumb.
User avatar #127 to #42 - thesnarfalarker
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That same thing happened to me, i tried to make tater tots and set the microwave for twenty minutes
User avatar #54 to #42 - huntergriff
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...that's a powerful microwave.
User avatar #56 to #54 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account**
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my sister managed the same with microwave popcorn
User avatar #89 to #56 - rainbowrising
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Last new year's eve party at my place. Drunk friend forgets the popcorn he put in the microwave. I come down from upstairs to see the kitchen if filled up with smoke, drunk friend running out of it with a burned piece of charcoal that used to be popcorn and throws it out the front door onto the snow... The smell stayed for about a week in the kitchen, and about 3 weeks in microwave till I cleaned it with 100% acetone which I had to order from the net... The kitchen's walls are still a shade of gray darker then used to be. My mom still hasn't noticed it
User avatar #5 - tastycrisps
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First time I made pasta by myself I had to call my mom about 8 times and describe the water to her to know if it was boiling.
#8 to #5 - johnshepherd
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And here we have the token white guy!
User avatar #38 to #8 - accdodson
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Bro look at his profile picture, he's a cat
#6 to #5 - anon id: 52507a02
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That is because you are stupid.
#74 to #6 - krizzah
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"Oh ****, I forgot to log in"
#79 to #74 - anon id: e2651333
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No you didn't.
#84 to #79 - krizzah
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It was a joke
#107 to #84 - ryander
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User avatar #46 to #5 - bookyle
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I have a similar story, except instead of boiling water I had a gun, and instead of calling my mom, I shot up the school
User avatar #32 to #5 - fukkentyranitar
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You might be a simple person.
#47 - pencilartist
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Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.   
   
>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend   
>Hungry as ****   
>Proceed to raid the fridge   
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"   
>3 pound pork chop   
>Bring it to the barbecue   
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals   
>Turn the fuel output valve on   
>Stick a barbecue lighter in   
>Gigantic ******* fire raging inside of the barbecue   
>"OH **** WHAT THE **** DID I DO?"   
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop   
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in   
>Begin beating it with a shovel   
>Eventually, the fire goes out   
>Pork chop fell to the ground   
>I pick it up and inspect it   
>Proceed to eat it   
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up   
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map   
>Last heart   
>All of my rage
Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.

>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend
>Hungry as ****
>Proceed to raid the fridge
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"
>3 pound pork chop
>Bring it to the barbecue
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals
>Turn the fuel output valve on
>Stick a barbecue lighter in
>Gigantic ******* fire raging inside of the barbecue
>"OH **** WHAT THE **** DID I DO?"
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in
>Begin beating it with a shovel
>Eventually, the fire goes out
>Pork chop fell to the ground
>I pick it up and inspect it
>Proceed to eat it
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map
>Last heart
>All of my rage
#48 to #47 - bitchplzzz
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Propane
#50 to #48 - pencilartist
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#90 to #47 - anon id: 6fe85163
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der calld meme arrows
#55 to #47 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account**
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#63 to #47 - symphonyofspecters
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#82 - genericnewfag
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I once boiled an egg for an hour and twenty minutes.
#10 - MrMustacho
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#2 - EmulateSnes
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When I first moved in with my girlfriend 11 years ago. She put a Chicken pot pike in the MICROWAVE for 45 mins.



(Side note: They came in little metal pie pans back then)
#64 to #2 - breakfastlunch
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#80 - caseris
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>hungry
>let's make some bacon
>turn gas on
>for some reason fire won't go on
>stupid me still leaves the gas on
>trying to turn it on for 5 minutes
>finally got fire
>*******.jpg
>fire transforms into explosion
>whole kitchen was black
>got burned

>MFW i'm stupid enough to not know that you should turn the gas off, else you'll get an explosion when you set it on fire...
#60 - omniscentbotonist
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>Be 14   
>**** it lets make bacon   
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat   
>Cook cook flip   
>Repeat   
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy   
>WTF bacon   
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet   
>WOOSH  fire   
>**** **** ****, can't find the flour, here's some sugar   
>Throw sugar on the fire   
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven   
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
>Be 14
>**** it lets make bacon
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat
>Cook cook flip
>Repeat
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy
>WTF bacon
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet
>WOOSH fire
>**** **** ****, can't find the flour, here's some sugar
>Throw sugar on the fire
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
#39 - dragonsoverlord
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#41 to #39 - turtledude
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User avatar #45 to #39 - viatio
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Trying to figure out a rational explanation for this. Maybe someone replaced the milk with a combination of water and potassium chlorate, and it reacted with the sugar in the corn flakes resulting in a fire?
#44 - erethilful
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>Study on vocational school
>Make food for ~400 students/day, or 60 teachers in school's restaurant
> 2 - 4 days a week
>Come home, get hungry.
>Mfw I've cooked so much food in past days that I've lost my passion to make any food for myself