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When my gf calls me over for sex

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Submitted: 11/25/2012
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#17 - alucord (11/25/2012) [-]
He lasts about as long as it takes him to get there
He lasts about as long as it takes him to get there
#23 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Hehe, yeah, cause I TOTALLY know how that feels, yeah, hehe, women are great, aren't they? Oh boy, hahaha.....   
   
   
help me
Hehe, yeah, cause I TOTALLY know how that feels, yeah, hehe, women are great, aren't they? Oh boy, hahaha.....


help me
#137 - scootalooney (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#71 - thenicky (11/26/2012) [+] (12 replies)
You know what a worse feeling is OP? Being in love and in a relationship for 3 years and not once having sex. It feels bad man, I feel alone. Guys, my girlfriend doesn't want the D.
#72 to #71 - iamtheoc (11/26/2012) [-]
That's because she's been taking it from another dude.
That's because she's been taking it from another dude.
#101 - weniscake (11/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
MFW no GF
MFW no GF
#82 - heavydutyfabricstr (11/26/2012) [-]
MFW OP claims to have a girlfriend
#77 - dashgamer (11/26/2012) [-]
When I have no GF.
User avatar #43 - CrushOrange (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh, that was you who was drifting the rally car earlier then?
#51 - redrock (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
When you're already hanging out and she says she isn't in the mood
When you're already hanging out and she says she isn't in the mood
#122 - bongoboon (11/26/2012) [-]
MFW She asks me for sex
MFW She asks me for sex
#145 - lordofthenash (11/26/2012) [-]
So OP, you come quickly?
#113 - fuzionsauce ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
#34 - rhblink (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
girlfriend?
girlfriend?
#20 - illegalartist (11/26/2012) [-]
when i call my gf over for sex
#114 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
*when you fantasize sex*
*when you fantasize sex*
#95 - VikingSharkPANCH (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
When my GF says shes in the mood:
I transform into the mystical Metal Angel, ride my demon motorcycle through hell and lakes of brimstone and fire, tearing the road under razor blade wheels, whilst blaring speed metal of the metal Gods. Exhaust roaring, and throttle back, I rip through to her house, dismount and leap through her second story window, where the maiden is clad in a silk robe, flowing graciously in the wind of my demon spawn motorcycle's exhaust. And the night takes us from there
I AM THE PAINKILLER
#98 - latinotornado (11/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**latinotornado rolled a random image posted in comment #1816092 at MLP Friendly Board ** this is my girlfriend guise
User avatar #5 - evenme ONLINE (11/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Where is this from? Looks really badass :>
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