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#128 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
To everyone saying ' **** the police'. I just graduated from the academy here in Denton. Texas and you know what I get to deal with?
1) Drunk UNT students who have the same view of ' **** the police'
2) Drunk rednecks with guns
3) Drunk douchebags with guns
4) Gangs that find it funny to kill cops
I'm becoming a cop to serve the public, not beat people ******************* . I'm here to serve, I won't be as sacrificing as anyone in the military or as honorable. But I'll be damned if I let a stereotype define me and my duty to the public.
#551 to #128 - longboarding (11/19/2012) [-]
Rednecks in Denton, oh you are so funny.
User avatar #451 to #128 - biggydy (11/19/2012) [-]
If you can, beat some muggers and **** , they don't deserve to be treated nicely.
#387 to #128 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/19/2012) [-]
Good luck. My brother is applying for jobs around here. I live in Virginia and I've been to Blacksburg's and Christiansburg's citizens police academy and I'm going to do Virginia Tech's citizens academy next spring spring. I truly think that the classes help adjust your mind.

To everyone who hasn't done a ride along with the police, I highly suggest doing so in the future, you'll see all the **** they have to put up with.

You might also say " **** the police" but who do you go crying to when someone steals your **** , or puts you in the hospital?
I'm not trying to make you think what I think, but there is a majority of good cops compared to corrupt cops.
#191 to #128 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/18/2012) [-]
No1 ******* cares, pig.
#161 to #128 - DevilsCalling (11/18/2012) [-]
'to protect and serve.'
we see this and you wonder why we ******* hate you?
shall i count how many cops bum rush that dude? even if he's a baby killer, the guys down and out so lets beat the **** outta him? what about the old lady that was pulled from her car after she watched a 20/20 thing about fake cops. she drove slowly with her four ways on to a more populated area and stopped..the cop shattered her window dragged her from the car beat and tasered a 70-90 something year old women. i used to wanna be a cop i really did, and then i seen how big of a ******* lie the 'hero' thought is. firefighters those are the real ******* hero's. you work for a broke justice system putting 'cyber criminals' away for 50 years, but a murder gets 5 years or even less? **** you and your badge. one good cop does not make up for 100 bad ones. the cops are in a position of power and they abuse it... **** the badge and yeah i'll say that even if i get mugged or asaulted because by time the cops come the 'perp' will be long ******* gone, and the case will get forgotten to busy running to Tim Hortons or Starbucks for a coffee and donuts lazy bastards
*my justice
User avatar #283 to #161 - ctrlaltwank (11/19/2012) [-]
Police aren't responsible for how long someone gets sentenced for...
User avatar #317 to #283 - DevilsCalling (11/19/2012) [-]
maybe if evidence didn't go missing. or you know the ENTIRE justice system wasn't ****** and broken....cops,judges,prisons they are corrupt...
User avatar #182 to #161 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
oh **** you. Like any of that **** is Willdabeast 's fault.
User avatar #193 to #182 - DevilsCalling (11/18/2012) [-]
never said it was. i don't kill jews, i'm a good Nazi, i don't kill innocent people im a good Terrorist, im not a crook, im an honest cop.
yup worthless system if there ever was one.
gunmen shoots up a school- we dont have training to deal with this
bunch of stoners start breaking ***** we'd better get swat out there in full riot gear, tear gas and butons...lets crack some skull
police logic..there is none
User avatar #368 to #193 - meganinja ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
but your examples are faulty, the cops aren't dedicated to do bad things (and for the sake of philosophy, we'll use breaking the law as something bad), the cops you're talking about are bad cops. I don't know if you live in an area where most cops are corrupt, but where I live the cops are very friendly. No need to be hostile to a random police officer trying to do his duty that you've never met before.
User avatar #634 to #368 - DevilsCalling (11/20/2012) [-]
no but when i get pulled over for a burnt out tail light that literally burned out as i left work and i get pulled over not 15 minutes later and the cop is all like i tow your car, and hears a 50 dollar fine. im like you tow my ******* car and i'll cave your face in... **** the cops around here their was a large native protest and to keep the peace between the whites and the natives they allowed a drunk native to drive her car from the protest and in front of every she T boned a brand new chevy pickup. the smell of booze inside that car was so strong we could smell it as she passed by.. but some poor older white dude got really hurt because the cops would not do their job...youtube caledonia native riots or protests...they ripped out the road, destroyed a power relay station burned down homes, robbed and stole cars,trucks,quads. shot at people shot at cops, turned a servey into a fort with flags n **** every where they blocked off roads with ripped down power towers the big steel ******* . and what did the cops do? nothing not a damned thing. when the town people formed a protection posse the cops were ordered to fire at them. but when the natives opened fire with high power fully automatic weapons (AK-47's, 308 rifles, and shotguns knowning because i was there when the shooting started) the cops dipped into their cars and hid. even when the fights broke out the whites and the natives targeted the police before targeting each other. a man who lived in the survey was beaten to death by native teens...the police knew who it was from multiple witnesses but did nothing...so yeah **** the cops. my little cousin was seriously injured, he was a smart kid and now he cant even feed himself. his mothers house was heavily damaged by gunfire and a truck being driven through it, then it was set on fire a few days later. the cops did nothing
User avatar #642 to #634 - meganinja ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I can see what you're saying, but you're letting one experience cloud your opinion of all police officers in the country. The police in that situation were most likely told by government officials to let the natives riot, because if there's one bad thing about this country that i'll admit, it's that we're way too politically correct. I feel that you should direct your hatred more towards the ******** that made the decision to not go after the natives rather than directing it towards law enforcers in general. I understand that you're only human, and you don't want to forgive those cops, and it's okay. They were preforming their orders but that's not a legitimate excuse to commit an atrocity. But please don't group them with the rest of the good police officers in this country.
User avatar #646 to #642 - DevilsCalling (11/21/2012) [-]
oh and we did go after the guy giving the orders. but then again its the god damn law and the police should have made sure it was being followed. same thing happens in the US they get the ******* army, up here we let them burn peoples homes down, rape, steal, loot, destroy what ever the hell they want and then to top it off some of them got away with murder...isnt that nice
User avatar #645 to #642 - DevilsCalling (11/21/2012) [-]
one experience..this went on for almost 3 years.. **** the cops period
User avatar #304 to #193 - srskate (11/19/2012) [-]
So let us all get rid of the police! We can self regulate!
User avatar #314 to #304 - DevilsCalling (11/19/2012) [-]
yes we actually can. you give every one a gun, nobody will **** with each other because hey i'd rob that place but they have a gun..so do i but do i really think im lucky enough to not get shot...i think not
User avatar #403 to #314 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
"No one would get shot, because everyone would have a gun!"

You can't POSSIBLY be this stupid
User avatar #633 to #403 - DevilsCalling (11/20/2012) [-]
Texas has the largest privately owned gun population in america..
User avatar #401 to #314 - srskate (11/19/2012) [-]
yeah, because people totally wouldn't gang up and all hell would break loose.

Have you ever taken a damn history class?
User avatar #169 to #161 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
You do realize Starbucks doesn't sell donuts right?
User avatar #171 to #169 - DevilsCalling (11/18/2012) [-]
Murica
User avatar #151 to #128 - pidgeon (11/18/2012) [-]
you're a cop but you use the word ****** ?
User avatar #154 to #151 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
....not in public moron. That and I live in TEXAS, I don't personally approve of using it as a racial slur. I use it in the definition of ignorant and useless. How you act on the internet and how you act IRL can be completely different
#214 to #154 - stripeygreenhat (11/18/2012) [-]
How you act on the internet is how you want to act in real life.
#143 to #128 - biomere (11/18/2012) [-]
You're a fag. Now you're gonna be out there arresting non-violent people because it's your job, and that's what will help you sleep at night. I garuntee that one day you or one of your friends is gonna shoot someone who didn't deserve it, and everyone in your department will defend it no matter the situation. My dad is a Judge, and I know a lot of cops. You're all assholes with a God complex. You may join for the right reason, but you're still going to participate in evil. You stupid **** .
User avatar #150 to #143 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
That's your view, but I am not that kind of a person. Call me what you may, for you will be the one hiding behind your father's name.
#153 to #150 - biomere (11/18/2012) [-]
I'm smoking weed right now, and if you were here you would throw me in a jail cell even though I'm hurting no one. You can feel all high and mighty if you want, but there are hundreds of thousands of innocent people having their life stolen because of assholes like you.
User avatar #164 to #153 - makethingsworse (11/18/2012) [-]
You realize that a officer's duty is to ENFORCE laws, not make them, right? Why don't you smoke your weed and quit being a ******* jackass. The dude is doing his job, and there is honor in that.
#372 to #164 - iamnotacleverman (11/19/2012) [-]
Wait did you say... honor? Honor!!!!
#162 to #153 - AmandaNicole (11/18/2012) [-]
Because it's against the law... It doesn't matter if it's not harming anyone.   
Get off your lazy ass, resister to vote, sign petitions and get the option of the legalization on the ballot, and get it legalized so you won't be breaking the law and being arrested for it.    
OR you have 2 states to chose from to move to if it's really that important to you.
Because it's against the law... It doesn't matter if it's not harming anyone.
Get off your lazy ass, resister to vote, sign petitions and get the option of the legalization on the ballot, and get it legalized so you won't be breaking the law and being arrested for it.
OR you have 2 states to chose from to move to if it's really that important to you.
#170 to #162 - biomere (11/18/2012) [-]
I vote and I'm active in my local and national political process. I just don't think that a majority has the right to tell me or anyone else what moral code I should be following. I live in the USA, which was supposed to be the land of the free, but for some wierd reason we have 23% of the world's prison population. More than any other country. Over half of all arrests every year are for non-violent drug crimes. That means that 11% of the world's prison population are doing time for a victimless crime.
User avatar #179 to #170 - AmandaNicole (11/18/2012) [-]
I agree that the main reason for over populated jails/prisons is because of non-violent crimes.

Such as marijuana.I'm not going to say drug crimes because other drugs result in gangs and drug lords and ******* crazy violent people

But until it's fully legalized I'm not going to bitch about it. There's plunty of ways to not get caught with it and get in trouble with it. I think once someone is getting caught with it multiple times it probably is something they shouldn't be doing, because they clearly can't handle it like a responsible person.
User avatar #176 to #170 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
You say victimless (funny how I went to college just to become a cop huh), the sale of drugs profits organisations such as: MS-13, Crips, Bloods, Cartels, etc. I literally cannot list all the gangs and organizations you are funding that actually go out of their way to kill innocent people for territory and money. You want there to be no cops? Then there should be no drugs, no motivation for the murders, thefts, and illegal smuggling. Buying any form of weed is perpetuating the cycle that makes cops look like assholes. Victimless my ass.
#180 to #176 - biomere (11/18/2012) [-]
That's like saying that Al Capone was the problem not prohibition. If it wasn't illegal then it wouldn't be criminals making the money. Dumb ass. Portugual legalized all drugs and their crime rate went down by 25% and addiction rates went down by half.
User avatar #185 to #180 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
Portugal has military police. They are meaner than anything you could have experienced here. Anyways. I'm off to earn a decent living by actually working with my two hands.
User avatar #613 to #185 - expectation (11/19/2012) [-]
>Implying other people who work don't work with their hands

I hope you feel good about your life of abusing people. I found it quite funny how you use the excuse "I went to college for this" to know EVERYTHING about everything huh?
Inb4redthumbsbecausecopsarealwaysright
User avatar #156 to #153 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
I personally could care less, but it's called a JOB. If I'm ordered to, I have to. If I don't 'see' it, I wouldn't even think to even touch you. Personal beliefs and orders conflict sometimes, that's life and you have to grow the hell up sometimes.
#158 to #156 - biomere (11/18/2012) [-]
My point exactly. "It's my job" "I just do what I'm told" These are excuses to help you sleep at night. When my job involves stealing years away from innocent people, I get a different job. Cops don't protect and serve. They're the boots on the ground for the tyranny in the Capitol of whatever state and/or country you live in. The only things people should be arrested for are killing, stealing, assualt, and kidnapping. You'll probably arrest 30 people this year for these crimes, and hundreds for other dumb **** .
User avatar #165 to #158 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
Now you're just out to martyr yourself. "Down with the man" is what you would say in the sixties, giving kids as young as ten hits of acid saying "it's alright man, I didn't do anything wrong". What you're doing is illegal, that's tough **** . Back in the 1940's alcohol was illegal, then they made it legal once more for the distilling and sale of alcoholic products. Give it time, and learn to hide what illegal activity you are doing, be smart for ***** sake. Your dad is a judge, least you can do is LEARN.
#159 to #158 - biomere (11/18/2012) [-]
I eat red thumbs for breakfast.
#141 to #128 - xwarheadx (11/18/2012) [-]
Honestly, you could avoid four out of these four things by just moving to a civilized country, you know? :D

Seriously though, I wouldn't see cops as less honorable than people in the military. You guys are doing a lot more for society than the military ever will.
User avatar #135 to #128 - tacticallinkage (11/18/2012) [-]
A DFW bro.

That's all I see in Grand Prairie and Arlington. It's quite disgusting. I saw some **** heads spit on a cop at the Halo 4 midnight release and EVERYONE called police brutality when he took him to the ground.
My dad was a police officer when I was growing up, in a slightly smaller town, but I understand the struggles that you're outlining, and the people you're talking about.
I sincerely hope that you stay safe when you're out on the streets, man. And wear the badge proudly.
#142 to #135 - willdabeast (11/18/2012) [-]
Haha, the badge will be worn as proudly as possible. There's other ways to take someone down without physical violence though. As a police officer, you can say damn near anything so long as it doesn't IMPLY police brutality. Playing mindgames with kids works even better. If they throw the first punch after making them so angry, you get to throw them in the slammer :D
#498 to #142 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/19/2012) [-]
Are you saying you enjoy baiting kids into assaulting you and then you lock them up?
That seems kinda low.

Go ahead, thumb me down for my opinion, clearly I'm never going to be as right as a police officer.
User avatar #298 to #142 - expectation (11/19/2012) [-]
Great job, using CHILDRENS "Maturity" To send them to jail. How nice of you, person who's supposed to service the public and protect the youth of our generation. I agree that kids can be childish, but, hey, guess what, CHILDish. Cops expect to be respected while they disrespect everything possible and mis-use their "Authority" given to them by the oh-so perfect law.
User avatar #638 to #298 - willdabeast (11/20/2012) [-]
1)I wasn't referring to children when I said kids. I just use that as a term for immature assholes above the age of 17.
2) The law ain't perfect, but neither are you.
3) Assault of a police officer/ANYONE is a crime. So if they spit on you, that's assault. I would personally laugh it off, but now since I have the authority to do whatever I please. I might as well kill them. Oh wait, I need to fill out paperwork for damn near everything I do. You truly are ignorant of the justice system.
User avatar #641 to #638 - expectation (11/20/2012) [-]
I know the justice system just fine. I know enough cops in my family to know all the tricks. All you guys do is bend the authority given to you to "take down the scum of the streets".
I hope you enjoy your job of abusement. You don't go into a job thinking, "Woo, Let's talk **** to people so they hit me!" Attitude.
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