Skyfall was Awesome

I'm laughing way too hard at that.

That is absolutely terrifying.

That is absolutely Dravening*

and i mean that in a hilarious manner.

Oh gods lol I'm getting hilarious flashbacks from my childhood

I agree, at first i was like, it was good but then i realized that it was just another Action movie, no slow buildup. simply lots of shooting and stuff and special effects.

It wasnt lots of shooting though. Thats why I thought it was a lot cooler.

The old James Bond(s), lets be honest, was a pathetic agent and possibley the luckiest man in the world, i mean I loved them, but he sucked. He is always faced with situations far out of his capacity to complete and only just survived about 10 times a mission. Make some mistakes breaking into a house, starts getting strangled, James Bond, best british agent that ever lived, did he immediately break the lock with some quick and incredibly skillful moves? No.

He gets strangled for a good minute and a half and then just as hes about to pass out or the guy strangling him is getting bored and wondering why he isnt dying he uses some gadget like a pen gun which in desperation he fires with his last breath which completely misses and luckily hits a switch opening a trap door or a light that explodes and causes spark, burning his adversary and causing him to release his grip, saving him.

And the gun fights, they always lasted a good 5 minutes of both parties missing 60% of their shots.

The new Daniel Craig Bond film however, you know he kicks ass. He doesnt piss about. He starts getting strangled hes out of it and the guy is dead within 10 seconds. Gun fights, he goes around with assassination like accuracy cleaning up waves of henchman acting like its nothing, not like the other bonds. Seeing the enemy then shitting himself and looks for a barrel to shoot to make a distraction so he can run away like the pussy he is.

I feel like people will never be happy about anything.

Casino Royale was great and as Bond as it gets, just less gadjets

Agreed

Brosnan, I ..

I don't think we're ready for that

Maybe some day

guess ill have to pirate it

where's Sean Connery?

if you enlarge the picture. He's the far left one.

Thanks for pointing that out good sir. Let me see if I have any pictures worthwhile to give you with my gratitude.

O_o moar?

source is highschool DXD

totally looking that up on R-*Cough*34.xxx

>.>

Sadly, no. I just snag what I can when I can. The rest of my collection I'm sure you wouldn't enjoy(or maybe you would, I don't know, but for everyone's benefit those pictures will remain with me.)

no problem, sir

Actually Sean didn't do that scene, pretty sure it was one of the stunt men.

stuntman Bob Simmons to be precise.

My ovaries exploded.

Yes, Mon Capitan?

Pretty sure that was Roger Moore.

His shooting stance wasn't classy enough to activate the gun.

So underrated, License to Kill was amazing.

Seriously, check dat shit
dat lazy eye

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8_LTu07Jo AND DON'T FORGET IT HAD THE BEST SONG EVER

fucking classic song, thanks for reintroducing me to it

BUT BEWARE TRAVELER
FOR ONCE YOU HEAR IT
You won't stop listening

I know.
People didn't like it because it wasn't the usual spy movie, it was revenge, and that is why I love it. It did something different.
Also Carey Lowell is fucking hot in it
I also love it because Timothy's acting is down right near perfect.

AND LOOK AT HER LEG MY GOD

Golden Eye. Nintendo 64. Christmas 95'.


My life is amazing.

*childhood not life.

Agreed.

I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

Oh I forgot the best one:

"She's a moron, a second rate programmer. She works under the guidance system. She probably doesn't even have access to the firing codes."

Best lines in the movie are all from him:

SPEAK TO MEEEEE
YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!
Better luck next time, slugheads.
GIVE ME THE CODES NATALIA, GIVE THEM TO MEEE
*fiddles with pen* *click click*

and let's not forget:
"YEEEEEEES! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!"
n2o tanks: "lol nope."

KNOCKERS

Bronsan? I'm not even sure how wrong this is because its like 2 names combined and then spelt wrong...

Do you mean Bronson from the film Bronson played by Tom Hardy? If so then neither of them were ever bond...

Or do you mean brosnan and if so you are incorrect. Although he was incredible in Golden Eye he lacks the physical body and strength for him to be a beleivable choice. A 5" 10 weedy little man repeatedly beating 6" 3 beasts in acts of physical stength? Just no.

I personally think Daniel Craig is the best as he is by far the most brutally efficient, beleivable and physically worthy of the lot although Sean Connery will always be the bond I think of when someone mentions bond. He defined Bond. Cool, suave and awesome.

Definitely not a controversial thing to say.

There's nothing controversial about that, he is saying who his favorite is.

If he said that Daniel Craig is the BEST Bond, then we might have trouble.

WHAT DID YOU SAY 'BOUT ROGER MOORE
HE GOT NEARLY GOT STABBED IN OCTOPUSSY
KNOW WHAT HE SAID?
"Thank God for hard currency."
ROGER MOORE DON'T GIVE ANY FUCKS

Roger Moore at times was Best Bond, at times was Best Parody of Bond. Which is why I love him.

...he didn't age as well as Sean Connery, though.

True.
Not to say though, Sean Connery was at his best in Diamonds Are Forever
Great movie but...
I never liked his acting in that one.

I agree completely. I love Diamonds Are Forever. Jimmy Dean is Howard Huges, No Neck from RHPS is Blofeld, and James Bond invades the faking of the moon landing. Shit was cray.

There should have been a 'though' in that statement for it to make sense. As in "I agree completely, I love Diamonds Are Forever though"

GURL DAT WAS SO CRAY CRAY

Roger Moore?