The first time i saw a vagina

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**darthjangopwnz rolled a random image posted in comment #212243 at Video Games Board ** My first V.

(Warning: story not for the faint of stomach) My first BETA experience with a vagina:

My gf at the time made it pretty clear to me that we were going to bang on the upcoming weekend, and being my first time, I wouldn't let anything get in the way.

I had been coming off of a minor cold at the time, but would that stop me from getting some sweet ass nookie? fuck that. So we do the regular stuff, see a movie, eat dinner, head back to her place while she talks about her dumb friends, and then we do some cuddling.

Things start getting hot and heavy, the lights go out ( no windows or tv, so it is pitch BLACK in her room) and eventually she gives my first bj. Since it was her first time too, the bj was horrible, but I didn't care because I didn't know what a good bj was.

Then it's time for me to go down on her. I took medication before I picked her up, but it would prove to be useless soon enough. So I'm lickin' her bean, and all is well, when I feel a sneeze coming. This is no ordinary sneeze, this the kind of sneeze that you prepare for hours before it happens. I let it all out, spraying snot and phlegm everywhere.

But it's completely dark in there, I didn;t know where it was. and I'm not about to let this cold get in the way, I ain't no pussy. So I decide to chew on her clam a bit more. But something hit me. Not only was it just the taste of vagina, but a big, crusty ass booger. I lost it. I was already sick, and puke just sort of appeared out of nowhere, going everywhere, including her vag.

I immediately went home pissed. Then I fapped. We broke up the next day.

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