Scraping My Windshield Before Work

oh boy, this gif hasn't been posted for years.

If this hasn't been posted for years then why was it posted 5 hours ago.

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hfw

bigblacknegro vs itsmypenis
truly a battle of the ages

But then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho ho ho hooo...

how the fuck did you get 2 points?


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Forgive my ignorance, but I've been seeing this guy a lot lately. Who is he?

Link

N-no, I mean the guy with the fucked up eyes and the thin yet creepily pedophiliac moustache.

Grenade= nuclear shock wave

seems legit

YFW absolute-zero somehow manages to occur on the one day you leave your car out of the garage.

This explains against what you're thinking of. (not mine)

"Keep in mind, temp is a measure a kinetic energy. Take water for example. Why is water a solid, liquid, or gas? Lets look at liquid first, since it will give a good starting point. Water, H2O, is a polar molecule. Thus, each water molecule will interact (not react) with 2 other water molecules....those two will attract 4 more, those for attracting 8 more...and so on...so that all molecules in a container are interacting. It is a liquid b/c, at room temp, the amount of kinetic energy present is greater than the polar attraction, and thus weakens the attraction and the molecules are further apart. If we increase the kinetic energy enough to , it will overcome the attraction of polarity and will completely dissociate all interaction, and thus will be a gas. As we lower the kinetic energy, the interaction due to polarity becomse strong and the molecules become closer together. Is absolute zero possible? Yes. If it happened on earth, would life cease to exist? Yes. Would matter be destroyed? No.

The idea of zero volume is how absolute zero was discovered. A graph of temp vs volume was made. The graph made roughly a straight line with a positive slope. If you were to follow the slope down to where the volume on the graph was zero, the temp on every graph of every element was about -273 C, thus being absolute zero and the Kelvin scale."

I'll shorten it for you!
When something gets really cold, like water, it's molecules get closer together=Ice.

IF Absolute-Zero occurred, then the molecules would get MUCH closer together and the car would ultimately shrink a little, but it wouldn't disintegrate or anything.

Could of just said that In the first place

but science is more fun...

For the glory of science

Your username explained why you didn't read all a day shit

Or was that the jokefuck am I stupid

Matter inherently has heat, this holds true in absolutely all cases as matter's presence is the result of force interactions and cannot occur unless there is an energy transfer. If there is matter, then there is an energy transfer and it's not absolute zero.

i know that that shrinks your car a little but what does that do to it ?

It would also be responsible for all of the ice (Surrounding humidity/oxygen/everything would freeze)

can anyone explain what those things are exactly? are the like toll booths that are backed up or what?

Ya they are tollbooths to enter a tunnel or something like that.

oh gotcha. so glad to have i-pass

This made me fucking lol

Arizona, where in summer it's hotter that hades nutsack dipped in lava and in winter its colder than jack frost's faucet turned on cold

dat image.

i noh rigt!

She's fucking hot..

You are forgetting the most important one! :D

Northside for me! Wish I was going out to Snitch tonight. Bollocks. I want shenanigangs, but have an exam tomorrow morning, pissed I'm going to miss Burning Brooklyn tonight :/

you are from australia?

Yes indeedy! Queensland born and bred!

Antarctica here. I feel ya bro. My door sometimes doesn't even open

northern ontario feels your pain.

Illinois too.

Texas, bitches.

Same here. Feels good to not have to worry about that shit right?

minnesota burns

NY's on the feel boat with you.

Where at in minnesota bro?

Originally from just north of the cities. Now I'm in the Mankato area.

Minnesota yerrrr.

WHERE MY SOUTHERN MINNESOTANS AT?

Pine County!!

I went to Minnesota during the winter. I was in a t-shirt, while everyone around me was in winter clothing.

Canadian climate has it's advantages.

Moar minnesota feels here

Pluto man I know that feel.

South Dakota feels with ya bro

but it does! just really slowly...

Her name is Sweet Brown.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAd8OuwwPk&feature=related

When cats don't succeed at something, they just pretend they were about to do something else.

I don't know why, but I fucking love this gif