I've seen things on the internet that no human should ever have to bare witness, and this is in the top 5 on my nastiest things I've ever seen list.

This is 1 of the most naturest things in life... which most ppl will witness in life. Most any gore beats that... Or maby, you have not seen enought :P

My favorite foods are meats, or involve meat, but I don't wanna see cows, pigs, and chickens slaughtered.

you have a long path infront of you then

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