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moral:

boobs are always the solution.

>Didn't pee this morning
>Has to go piss in school
>Stalls smell like a can of bounce dat ass
>Fuck that shit
>Holds it
>On the bus
>Trying to tie my dick in a knot so I don't piss myself
>Make it home
>At front door
>4 page message from my brother
>Reads it as I run up the stairs
>Thinks there's another stair
>There isn't
>Have mini heart attack
>Pisses myself
>Carpet on stairs
>Changes pants
>Pee soaks in
>Tries to clean it
>Dad comes home
"Why does it smell like pee?"
"The dog peed out here"
>Dog has been dead two years
OFW

Comment version for the sole purpose of someone rolling it.

I looked away for two seconds, and missed some nipple-less tits... Now I have to watch the whole fucking thing over again.

You are sooo getting flagged.

that one scene

FJ Approves

well ima go watch some mermaid porn now

Anyone else get a little horny when she played with her tits?

That had to be the longest pee ever.

when she massaged her tits

Solid proof that 9/11 was indeed caused by dicks