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#4 - KayRed (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh, you use a gun...I mean I guess that's kinda cool...
User avatar #44 to #4 - Namezone ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
i like this, because swords don't run out of bullets.
#56 to #44 - macrohunter (11/14/2012) [-]
MFW your comment.
User avatar #42 to #4 - wtf man (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh you use a katana... i guess if you want to carry a useless overrated around
User avatar #51 to #42 - KayRed (11/14/2012) [-]
You accidentally a noun.
#40 to #4 - yunablade ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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I rather go for the fisherman technique.

Get high ground that has no access for the zombies (retractable staircase, blow the ther staircases)

Get a long sharp spear.

Start fishing zombie heads until they are all gone.

Grab supplies, return rinse and repeat.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
a samurai sword would be next to useless in a zombie apocalypse... the sword would do well for decapping maybe MAYBE 5 or 10 zombies...but the blade would ding and dull and would end up getting stuck in a bone instead of slicing through...guns arent a good iea for zombies either because it would attract more of them...i would go with a good old baseball bat or a 12 ounce 1 hand hammer
User avatar #54 to #5 - KayRed (11/14/2012) [-]
My dad (of all people) and I have actually talked about this. We've decided that the zombies skeletons are extremely brittle to a lack of calcium in their diet, making it easier to go right through (even with an axe). Though it is a valid point, I personally would prefer a blunt weapon or silent ranged weapon.
#37 to #5 - snowylinx (11/14/2012) [-]
a good blade can shave paper easy so i think it would be good enough for killing zombies
User avatar #30 to #5 - vladhellsing (11/14/2012) [-]
You've never used one before, have you?
User avatar #28 to #5 - daentraya (11/14/2012) [-]
What about scythes? Sharp, long range, sweeping motion to possibly cut off legs? If it gets stuck in the feet, just swing back and its free
User avatar #23 to #5 - reican (11/14/2012) [-]
actually, it would be best to combine it.
User avatar #21 to #5 - guiguito (11/14/2012) [-]
i realy hope you are not refering to a dai katana when you say samurai sword
because if you think it would get dull after chopping a few heads you are dead worng
the hot blade is folded maybe 1000 times and gets coal dust for a sub atomic cabon fussion, they din't knew what they were doing when they made the katana, but i am danm sure it would rip the entire earth population in half before it gets useless
#29 to #21 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
Japanese blades are folded about 30-32 times ...
The reason they fold the metal was because of impurities in the local ore and their smiting method purified the steel to a degree. Folding it more than that would cause the steel to weaken
#13 to #5 - butterflywingpower (11/14/2012) [-]
Read the tittle. It says in case of a wild zombie, not a freakin' apocalypse. So either a gun or a sword would do just fine.
#10 to #5 - tkgm (11/14/2012) [-]
but anything that smashes could cause you to swallow blood splatter..I guess that is the most dangerous thing. You can kill Zombies with many many things but the ******* blood..the virus (or whatever the infected blood contains)...contact with your blood stream or your mucous membrane in any kind of way and you are ****** ...
User avatar #16 to #10 - VikingSharkPANCH (11/14/2012) [-]
Just wear a respirator mask while you are walking around. Plus, swallowing a little may not turn you, as ur stomach acid may dissolve the pathogen and denature it, before it actually has a chance to absorb and turn u into a zombie. I would be more concerned about hitting a zombie when u have open cuts
User avatar #17 to #16 - tkgm (11/14/2012) [-]
okay, you are right....but...I don't own a raspirator mask..and I am not willing to buy one..I guess just a few poeple own them..
#47 to #17 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
2 medical masks taped together with activated charcoal in between them works just as well in this case.
User avatar #18 to #17 - VikingSharkPANCH (11/14/2012) [-]
true. Very few people have a full gas mask. But I think just a common dust mask would work. It definitley wont let blood in.. Plus they are cheap like $10 for a pack of 3
User avatar #8 to #5 - dbb (11/14/2012) [-]
water balloons filled with uninfected blood could work.
throw balloon at zombie covering him in tasty tasty blood,
watch as poor thing get eaten again by a number of zombies,
throw grenade into the crowd of feasting zombies.

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User avatar #14 to #8 - FailureToComply (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm at least a little concerned where you plan to get the human blood.. but either way, brilliant idea
#15 to #14 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
blood bank.
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#9 to #8 - kierano (11/14/2012) [-]
By god, he's got it
User avatar #11 to #9 - darthjangopwnz (11/14/2012) [-]
Three words. Crossbow. Recyclable ammo.
User avatar #34 to #11 - Mojake (11/14/2012) [-]
I honestly think a machete would be the best weapon in a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #48 to #34 - darthjangopwnz (11/14/2012) [-]
It would dull too fast, but it's always safe to have a bladed weapon as a backup.
User avatar #61 to #48 - Mojake (11/14/2012) [-]
Machetes aren't made for being sharp; it's to hack and chop.
User avatar #12 to #11 - whyohwhy (11/14/2012) [-]
not good for crowds, you ever tried to reload a crossbow?
#20 to #12 - darthjangopwnz (11/14/2012) [-]
Touche, maybe a crossbow like Van Helsing's?
User avatar #65 to #20 - whyohwhy (11/15/2012) [-]
i was thinking more the crossbow from dishonored, self reloads pretty quickly, compact, good range, etc.
User avatar #66 to #65 - darthjangopwnz (11/15/2012) [-]
Haven't played it yet. Is it good?
User avatar #67 to #66 - whyohwhy (11/15/2012) [-]
i personally enjoyed it. could have been longer / better ending, but still its a good game.
User avatar #31 to #20 - turboderp (11/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 to #5 - karvarausku ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Baseball bat would broke in few swings too... I would go with crowbar... You can brake into houses if necessary and it's cool hitting tool.
#6 to #5 - shredmaster (11/14/2012) [-]
I myself would prefer a chainsaw but I know that would get my ass killed in about thirty seconds. Maybe I'll get lucky and the zombie plague will also cause all of the infected to go deaf.
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