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Those children are fucking terrifying

Cause they're from england

MFW I'm from England.

Being English, I'm telling you that is not normal.

you do realise gerrard was gonna sign for chelsea at one point?

hence the chant:

steve gerrard gerrard, he kisses the badge on his chest, then puts in a transfer request steve gerrard gerrard(to the tune of que sera sera)

still at liverpool though

well he cant dislike chelsea that much if he was going to sign for them..

Those green jumpers and ties look very, very familiar, I may have gone to the same school.

Slytherin colors are green and silver..

you do realise that the term "MAN U" is an insult from other teams...its "man united" or just "united"..but im guessing youre not from manchester..

Urban legend, complete myth.
Came from journalists needing to contract the name to fit in headlines.
It does not have connotations with the Munich Air Disaster.
Don't be silly, now.

From, Man. U. fan, from Manchester.

Clearly you don't know your shit, because it's actually insulting with regard to the old Liverpool, Leeds and West Brom chants; hardly an urban myth.

Google "ManU ManU went on a plane," if you don't believe me.

Clearly, I do.
They didn't make 'Man U'.
The reporters did decades earlier.
They just put it in the chant cos it fits.

No hard feelings, but,
I'm correct. You're not.

And for your benefit, here are the chants they sang:

"ManU ManU went on a plane ManU ManU never came back again"

"ManU Never Intended On Coming Home"

"Duncan Edwards is manure, rotting in his grave, man you are manure- rotting in your grave".

It's irrelavant who made it, it's the point of it being used in chants, by your most hated rivals, against your players who died in Munich.

I know, it's just it's not an insult, I'm just showing people it's not an insult really.
Every time like a newspaper puts "MAN U" in the headline there's a huge shitstorm of people going "HERP DERP MUNICH INSULT" just because they've seen someone else do the same thing.
It's a shit chant anyway, really unimaginative, haha, there's plenty better about Munich
See "Who's that lying on the ruuunway".

Fuck me, you're a shit fan. See the list I just replied with.

"You only sing when you're winning," springs to mind at this moment.

I am really, maybe I've been on Sickipedia a bit too much today, haha.
There's plenty about Hillsborough though that are decent though.
See: "who's that choking on their vomit". Not exactly classy.
I just want to know who's coming up with these, haha.

i never said it was to do with munich

I know, it's just a common misconception.
That's why people think it's bad, supposedly, but I don't know of any Munich-related chant with "Man U" specifically in it. Of course, there's:

"Who's that lying on the runway? Who's that lying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and the boys, making all the fucking noise, cause they couldn't get the aeroplane to go! "

Which is bad, although to be fair, United have made some sick chants about Liverpool:

"Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everyday, where the fans start swinging and the fence begins to sway, Ohh, I wish it could be hillsborough everyday,where they rob dead bodies and the fans refuse to pay!"

No hard feelings.

i already know those songs you dont have to tell me..

Fine, ok.
Have a nice day.

nevermind, but on the subject of "sick" chants towards liverpool i think they deserve it considering the fact they sung(and still do) about munich all through the 70s and 80s

i meant "man u" is an insult...you should call us "man united" or just "united"

Man U isn't an insult. ManUre is the insult.

yeah it may not be an "insult" but if youre a united fan n you walk round old trafford calling us " MAN U" most people will think youre a dickhead

Who cares? Most people think opposing fans are dick heads by default anyway.

im talking about proper united fans never refer to united united "man u"

As a United fan, I know what you mean.

Ye, I'm a City fan and find it hilarious when United call us "Citeh", they do realise they're making fun of the manc accent.

Man U is an insult to United fans, it's to do with Munich, I can't be arsed digging out the facts on it now, but it is an insult, not only that it sounds stupid.

I'll take your word for it but I've never known ManU to be used as a derogatory term, there's plenty of other words for that.

Yeah there is, but this one is one too. I don't hear much about it though, you won't get killed for calling them Man U unless you're at a game or something!

Trust me bro, it's to do with Munich and that.

Jamie Carragher, José Reina, Steven Gerrard, Dirk Kuyt, Jordan Henderson and many others haven't been bad at all. A kid ran into Gerrard's car while it was moving when he crossed the street, and since he was a Man. United fan, Gerrard got signed shoes from Rooney for him.

Lol Jordan Henderson, how did he get in there?

I Really wouldn't put hendo in there with the likes of gerrard and carra. He isn't really respected, hes generally a bit of a laughing stock.

Ok, scratch Jordan, my main point is Stevie's not the only decent player in Liverpool. He's not the perfect teammate, but I wouldn't compare him to Suaréz either, who was involved in a case of racism.

hahaha

Wut?

As a ManU fan, I have to admit this was an amazing goal!

Btw, thanks for doing 1-1 against Chelsea!
Hope you will get better in the league, you deserve it!

Another fake United fan calling them "ManU"

Think what you want, I see every game of united.

do you live in Manchester?

Nope

If you live in england point proven. You support where you are from. I have a season ticket with Middlesbrough, because that is where i am from.

You just shut that guy down hard! Manchester "fans" only come around when the team does well.

Fuck off, I support and I always will support them no matter what happens to the team!
I don't care at what times we are, good or bad.
I'll be a Red Devil for ever!

Yeah shut the fuck up you sod, you're the equivalent of a lakers or yankee fan. You got no soul or class and just follow because they're popular, you know nothing. Manchester fans are a bunch of sheep, and i'd fucking smack you up at a game.

Whatever you say man.

Nothing to say hey?

There is nothing left to say to an idiot like you.
You can support any club you want, you don't have to be a dick to people who made a choice.

yeah outta fucking words you sod. Blind followers, I tell you. Don't forget to post Manchester merchandise all over your bedroom!

I said I follow every single game of United.
How am I a blind follower?

For being a Manchester Fan son, simple as that. Tell all your friends you love them to try to be cool as well, you wouldn't be the only one. just something really generic about someone going "hmmmm why don't I follow Manchester United and tell everyone I do?"

People have the freedom to support any team they like. Let's say PL consists of 4 real major teams, so if you support any of them you're a bandwagoner?
Your logic is worse than of a womans!
I support arsenal from PL cause they grow their players and don't make 40 million euro transfers. And maybe dylanmart supports man united cause "perhaps" he might be from Manchester.
You might be some butthurt Liverpool or Man city fan, don't realy care. But yes, there are bandwagoners also, but not every single fan is just some bandwagoner who follows the current big team.

Thank you kind sir.

Yeah ok sod, what city you from
you sound like a fucking knob with that logic of yours
Did you fucking read the comments above? you retard, he said he's not from manchester or England he just "chose" to follow them for whatever reason other than being a sheep. And I don't support liverpool or Manchester, matter a fact hate them both rightfully so, that's how football is, That's why fans fight so much and you got top boys going at it. You know nothing.

I'm from Estonia, Tallinn if it concerns you.
But I think you've never heard of it cause you're just some ignorant street punk who hasn't gotten the proper education.
By your usage of the word "knob" I assume you're british. So what team do you support then, Chelsea? Tottenham? Everton? New Castle?
Sure, you're from a culture of football rivalries and all that such, but your attempts to "bash" on your oponent are just ridicilous, you act like a flaming 13 year old behind a xbox. Your as bad as deeply religious people, ignorant as fuck.

pffftttt get the fuck out of this thread then you slav
When I read Estonia I died of laughter, honestly you're the same as the fucking poser Manchester fan. Everything i've said, applies to you as well essentially. I'm not saying what team I support you fucking slav. If you didn't know this by now then, but football is a religion here! And envious fucks like you get kicked to the pavement. Listen as stated above you support what city you're from and alot of you outsiders just choose who does well and say that's your team . I pity people like you. So many rotters here praising Manchester or Liverpool.

The only team I praise is Bayern München.
By stating that football is religion there, then I was correct, that you are as ignorant as deeply religious people are. Ignorance is blizz, and you're the one with some obsession of hating some particular teams, infact the 2 biggest teams in PL.
So therefore I assume you're a fan of a mid-table or a low-table team and you cry of agony that your team never wins any trohpies.
And why would I be envious, do I even sound envious? OH MY! I sure envy your shitty weather and greasy fish and chips.
You're nothing more than some chav from a lower middle-class family. Probably dropped out of High school also, if not from basic(assuming by your grammar).

This picture perfectly portraits you.

klose

hmmm can't reply to that but i'll say that you comment on my grammar and then spell bliss as "blizz " and you're about as wrong as possible right now, please head butt a knife you stupid fucking Slav. Ignorance is BLISS son, don't try to be high and mighty if you yourself are a stupid fucking twat. Cheers!

I made a choise of being a Manchester United fan.
I don't care what you say "son", nothing will change it;
Nor people's thoughts, nor how they play, and mostly not because stupid idiots like you.

Well I don't live in England.

Damn you.....

YNWA my Friend :D


LFC<3

YNWA pal

Count yourselves lucky, look where my team are at the minute

20th. Damn your team sucks! My team are 1st...



in the Scottish Third Division

don't worry pal, we'll be back in the SPL in no time

im a southampton supporter. i feel you pain

You live in Coventry. Dude its better than Birmingham are doing in the Champs. Oh wait scrap that were 19th. You WILL do better.

*?

stevenage!!! :D

You've had a good run this season so far! Our objective is to avoid relegation

Seems Legit.

**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #216 at The future is black ** lol

**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Fabulous Prince Charming ** i know

hfw

**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at MLP: Flying a kite by tan 575 ** i know

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**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #1697432 at MLP Brony Board ** is your face 4 girls walking on the side walk in Abbey street?

**joyfullreaper rolls 08** yes

**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at lotr gif ** ok then

don't know why that gif is so messed up but here, have another one!

dude do you even internet?

Terry might be a nasty twat, but he's someone who would give anything for his club and county.

"Chelsea fan" Nice try.

yeah yeah, a Chelsea fan who hates Terry, he's a great player and a good leader, but don't get me wrong, on a personal level the guy is a cunt

Ag-fucking-ree.

i hope hes out for the rest of the season.

It's just a joke. Lighten up

you think hes been taught to hate steven gerrard just because the kid played a light hearted prank on him?

my favourite xD

How arsenal plays this season

I know that feel bro,Arsenal has been really dissapointing lately..

the match against Reading was the greatest thing they've done so far this season

In the Carling Cup though..

capital one cup*

Sorry, forgot it's in the COCup.

Yea...

Arsenal have had champions league football for the last 15 years, only united have done that. Lighten up. Wenger's gonna spend big in Jan like our man Brendan!

Yeah,like he did the previous years,the only players he'll be spending on is young playeres that will be unusable for the first team.And when they get good enough they'll just be sold.

Santi Cazorla is one of the best players in the prem

He's one of the best midfielders i've ever seen in my life.I've never seen some1 other than messi who can stick the ball to his foot like glue.But his finishing is really bad...that's one of his weaknesses.Other than that what can I say...it's one of the best singings arsene made in the last decade..but it still doesn't compare to what he sold...RvP/Fabregas/Nasri/Gallas/Adebayor and many others on the list.It's really fucked up..

Sounds like Liverpool recently :/ especially last season. Henderson and Carroll for more than Cazorla and Hazard...

Cazorla was a lucky singing.Arsenal got him cause Malaga was desperate for cash.After we got cazorla,arsenal tried to get Isco too and they were told to fuck off cause they got the money now.

True, but still, poor business by us :/ it's still bad to pay more than hazard's fee for the two of them, especially when Henderson never plays and carroll is on loan

I never actually understood why you guys paid so much for Carroll...

neither do I... It wasn't just a bad move money wise, it also put insane pressure on carroll. It just shows how bad we are with money that we payed more for carroll than we did for suarez, as well as paying more for Left wing jesus (downing) than United did for young. It just baffles me

CRY ME A RIVER FAGGOT

Cazorla Fc* ;)

i think that is a goal celebration. considering that they are on the same team,

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