Michael Jackson is not dead...... he is a football (yes i said football instead of soccer, what you gonna do about it? huh? that´s right, nothing!) player now. asdasd asdas das
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - thehooligan
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Would be cool if it wasn't illegal...and he made it.
User avatar #30 to #6 - jjgf
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in Europe the "paradinhas" are illegal but in south america no
User avatar #15 to #6 - beatmasterz
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Is that illegal?
#16 to #15 - supertypicaluser
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #17 to #16 - beatmasterz
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How many people actually did that before they made a rule against that? lol
#18 to #17 - supertypicaluser
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Who knows? They always add rules and change them. It'd be the most effective way to score past the keeper cause you can do it, and wait, then shoot the other way. I guess its just to make the penalty more fair.
User avatar #19 to #18 - beatmasterz
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alrighty then
#43 - gadgetzan
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just gon' leave this here
just gon' leave this here
User avatar #47 to #43 - ixcarnifexxi
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Soccer. Stahp.
User avatar #69 to #43 - benjamino
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Number 9, go home. You are drunk.
#11 - helldudetwee
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isnt a faking a shot an illegal move?
User avatar #38 to #11 - boleas
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yes, at least in Europe afaic
User avatar #28 to #11 - threeeehuggings
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Well you can stall during the run up but the kick has to be in one fluent moment. Making a pirouette while kicking ís actually legal (if you just keep on making the 'kick' movement during the pirouette.

But if you look closely at this gif you see he makes two kicks, therefore this is not a legal penalty kick
User avatar #12 to #11 - thehooligan
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Yeah, a penalty kick has to be one fluid movement. You can't jerk, or stall.
#14 to #12 - comradewinter
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Actually, it's legal to stutter, but once you've taken a step you can't go back, and if you stop right in front of the ball and the keeper hasn't commited himself to anticipate the shot will most likely end up very weak and inaccurate, like the one we see in the gif.
User avatar #84 to #14 - thehooligan
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(11/14/2012) [-]
You can stutter, but you must continue one constant movement forward.
User avatar #48 to #12 - pokim
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yet he still missed
#62 - iwanttousenumbers
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#80 to #62 - anon id: 0165535c
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i'm not a big fan of soccer but that made my sides hurt. props if you made that
User avatar #83 to #80 - iwanttousenumbers
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I did not
#39 - anon id: 8ad90079
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(11/13/2012) [-]
only 1 country calls it soccer and they are all fags
#40 to #39 - Digitalphear
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You wanna get nuked?
User avatar #70 to #40 - benjamino
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Freedom the **** out of 'em.

'MURICA **** YEAH
#41 to #39 - forsakendragon
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(11/13/2012) [-]
I assume you mean america, they are not the only country to refer to it as soccer.
#42 to #39 - deathrinderalta
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The more commonly used term is Americunts
#37 - Digitalphear
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Lol soccer. Such a terrible "sport".
User avatar #50 to #37 - garyleneville
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, how can something which requires skill over strength be a sport?
#75 - urghseventysix
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#79 to #75 - snackbar
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I've seen this picture many times but I still burst out in laughter every time. Ridiculous physics FTW.
User avatar #67 - thegreatguytom
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caption ruined everything
User avatar #21 - thedarkestrogue
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He is a footbal?
Is anyone a goalpost? Can you confirm this?
#22 to #21 - massus **User deleted account**
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User avatar #27 to #22 - toastedmarshmerrow
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Very clever!
User avatar #25 to #21 - kierano
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Read the bit after the bracets. Dumbass
#26 to #25 - thedarkestrogue
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You obviously dont understand the joke.
User avatar #52 to #21 - aquae
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I can confirm this, I am foot.
#33 to #21 - thedarkestrogue
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I love how this started out with green thumbs,   
Then the idiots who don't understand the joke came on and starting mucking it up.
I love how this started out with green thumbs,
Then the idiots who don't understand the joke came on and starting mucking it up.
User avatar #51 - splosh
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Futbol*