I remember a while back, being left in a room with some guy I didn't know whilst our mutual friend went to the toilet.

We both sat there for a few minutes before I tried starting light conversatiion:

"I HAVE AN XBOX DO YOU HAVE AN XBOX OR IF YOU HAVE A PS3 THAT IS FINE AS WELL BUT I LIKE XBOX MORE BLIMEY GOVERNOR IT SURE IS COLD IN HERE HOLY SHIT WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?"

Something like that.