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User avatar #136 to #135 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
that's not a hoof...
User avatar #137 to #136 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
It could be a hock.
#140 to #137 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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a hock...?
User avatar #148 to #140 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Back leg
#152 to #148 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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ok for a sec i thought you misspelled something, i'll have to add that word to my mental dictionary.
User avatar #157 to #152 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Love that pic, I really needed that a lot today.
#159 to #157 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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and now you have it!
here's another, i created this one to counter the original.
#161 to #159 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
That one is hilarious.
That one is hilarious.
User avatar #166 to #161 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
save it for later, you'll end up using it sooner or later when someone tells you to **** off.
User avatar #168 to #166 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
I tell them I masturbate enough, that's why I'm here I need a break.
User avatar #169 to #168 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
my friends would look at me funny if i told them that.
User avatar #171 to #169 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
That's the funniest part the weird looks you get.
User avatar #172 to #171 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
i would have to get it on tape because i would only say it once, i'm a real asexual so no interest in reproductive behavior, physical contact, i don't get lonely or date anyone and i can't tell if someone's hot or not, my friends know this so they would probably do a double take after they realized what i just said.
User avatar #185 to #172 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Oh sweet celestia my sides.
#190 to #185 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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and that's why i would only do it once.
User avatar #285 to #190 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
You are funny, I like that.
User avatar #290 to #285 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
my four personalities operate in all directions, you've been talking to the first two(only ones that talk), between all four i can build/design anything or make blueprints for anything a person could desire.
#291 to #290 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
I want a blueprint for an automatic egg scrambler.
User avatar #379 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
i usually do everything in trades.
(think the poster of this content is annoyed at us?, there's over 100 comments in this thread as of a few posts ago.)
User avatar #380 to #379 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
naaaah we're having a civil conversation, I could see him getting mad at a troll post.
User avatar #377 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
i don't make much money so i do everything in parts/installments.
User avatar #378 to #377 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
That we have in common.
User avatar #374 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
for what they are and all that comes with them, it's worth every penny.
User avatar #376 to #374 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm absolutely sure.
User avatar #372 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
yes and in payments, it took me 6 months to pay her off.
User avatar #375 to #372 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
6 months, dang.
User avatar #370 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
they cost about 800 dollers and are weak against the cold, if you can keep them warm, happy and healthy they will live to be 60 years old, the males are green, the females are red, both are apposites of each other, males are docile and subservient and willing to learn tricks and are also more playfull, females are demanding, prefer to stick around, act dominant, moody, don't like to learn tricks and prefer to get the males/owner to do stuff for them and are also more likely to protect their cage from trespassers, my brother almost learned this the hard way, he tried to mess with her inside her cage and she flared up and ran towards his hand with full intent on biting him really hard, when he pulled out she continued to threaten him from the top of the cage, usually she's gentle, but not in her cage with exception to me, i'm the only one who can pick on her in her cage, the babies are meaner at first untill they get older than they become more stable, when i'm eating my bird will almost always steal some of my food and drink from me, sometimes right out of my mouth, they like to eat a lot and need a lot of different foods in their diet.
User avatar #373 to #370 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
My dog will steal my plate while I'm eating, I don't mind sometimes, just have to be careful if I decide to eat chocolate at any point during the day.
User avatar #371 to #370 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
You paid that much for her?

sounds like a lot but they do live for 60 years.
User avatar #368 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
actually she's almost exactly at her target weight, eclectus are stockier and wider than other parrots, she also stands wider than a regular eclectus, she managed to brake both her legs as a baby, luckily they healed, i had to carry her everywhere in my neck peice with a splint, now she's much stronger and goes everywhere i go on my shoulder, that's why everyone around here calls me the bird man, i even take her fishing.
User avatar #369 to #368 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
I would love to have a bird like that, I have a dog but he runs away a lot and comes back who knows when, I still love him though.
User avatar #366 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
NOVA is my eclectus parrot, i put a youtube link for her here a sec ago.
here's a link to a post i did a while ago explaining her name.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/NOVA+S+STORY/dpdiGqc/
User avatar #367 to #366 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
She's quite fat.
User avatar #364 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
just in case you're wondering what nova is...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFMG6ado6c8&feature=relmfu
User avatar #363 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
my brain just went blank, it's an effect of sleep deprived memory loss.
dammit i just stepped into a big glop of NOVA poop...
User avatar #365 to #363 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
....Nova poop?
User avatar #361 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
we'll need to do more than that, for starts lets start taxing all registered religions, the revenue they create alone would stabilize our country's debt in about 5 years even sooner if our government stopped spending for just 1 year, then we need to find out exactly who has been accepting bribes to put laws forward that take away our rights and which companies are responsible, the companies that are bribing should be shut down or directly owned by the government(either way, what they owned now belongs to the people) and not be treated like people in the voting process and individual votes should count again instead of being electoral, the government should have absolutely no right to alter our constitution, nor the people, there's a reason the rights in it are inalienable, they are rights everyone should have, all the officials and politicians that are trying to take our rights away should be taken out of the system as well, once all the bugs in our government are dealt with we should allow anyone who is strictly an American to run for president, no 2nd generation immigrants, people who are exposed to the ideals of their parents when they are from another country don't understand as much about how things work and why as 3rd and fourth, this will make it harder for our laws to suddenly change because some people who don't fully understand our freedoms got in control of our country, last but not least, we need to protect our borders, people coming across the borders should be treated as a national threat irregardless of their race unless they come in legally because people who can't follow the laws won't respect them anyways and will usually cause a lot of damage by breaking more laws.
i'm sure there's more but for now i'm pulling a blank.
User avatar #362 to #361 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
Pulling blank? pulling blank, not that was extremely well thought out and would have convinced even the most stubborn "merican" of how far down our country has gone.
User avatar #359 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
not quite, if they can separate from the US and the way they end up running things proves superior by stabilizing their economies, then we will have a new model to work from that actually gets the job done, if their success incourages other states to succeed as well to the point where theres more un-united states then the government has in its control and the government trys to stop them, there may be a civil war, with the civil war comes the chance to rebuild our government and reunite the states under a more stable environment, if done carefully it could also wipe out our countrys debt because we would no longer be the same country, i'm sure there's much more to account for, as for more babies, nah why bother we already have too many people on this planet.
User avatar #360 to #359 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
Nice way of putting it, but I think we'll be okay as long as we change out the senate with bronze tongues instead of these silver tongued liars.
User avatar #357 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
it has happened before with president washington involving slavery, it was bound to happen again, sometimes you have to take a truck apart then reassemble it to find the broken parts that need fixing to make it work properly again.
User avatar #358 to #357 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
So we shoot them and get more babies?
#355 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
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now i know you're messing with me, my turn and this one's a doosey!
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#356 to #355 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
Those people aren't very smart if they really are trying to break the country to pieces.
Those people aren't very smart if they really are trying to break the country to pieces.
User avatar #353 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
<<yup, and over here we have a **** ton of long purple lines.
User avatar #354 to #353 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
where?
User avatar #351 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
everything in my brain lined up on that one.
#352 to #351 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
I can see that.
User avatar #350 to #348 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
HAA!
User avatar #346 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
i have trouble telling if someones joking or not and trouble telling if someone's being sarcastic or not, so i always assume that they are being direct until they say otherwise unless it's obvious.
User avatar #349 to #346 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
I always assume someone is joking at first on the internet, there are an unbelievable amount of trolls here.
User avatar #344 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
"mountain out of a mole hill" is a reference to extreme exaggerating.
User avatar #345 to #344 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
I know I was joking.
User avatar #342 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
yeah, i know right?
i stopped believing their hype years ago and now i only read it to watch how they make a mountain out of a mole hill for no reason.
User avatar #343 to #342 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
Mole mountain?
User avatar #340 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
because they keep watching the corrupted news.
User avatar #341 to #340 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
People still watch the news!?!
User avatar #337 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
big gun jokes aside, they would think i snapped and was coming to get them, most people around here are paranoid.
User avatar #339 to #337 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #338 to #337 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
Make it a realistic water gun then.
#335 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
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the looks i would get for packing that around, i already know what they will think i'm thinking.
User avatar #333 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
i think it would be cheaper to just buy the upgrade parts to convert it to a double stack, the frame would cost about 500 dollers by itself including the special parts. they do however sell a 50 round drum magazine for my gun.
#334 to #333 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
Go for the drum, they look cooler.
User avatar #331 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
i use it to hunt bear and other game animals, the only thing i don't like is the fact that it's not a double stack so it can hold even more ammo.
User avatar #332 to #331 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
.......make one with a double stack, that actually sounds pretty freaking epic.
User avatar #329 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
no, the fact that all the contact points are polished to a mirror surface makes it easier, the drilling is to reduce the guns mass, all of this guns parts excluding the grips(rubber and carbon fiber) are metal.
#330 to #329 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
must be a really powerful gun.
User avatar #327 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
what you're looking at is a 1911a1 us military 45acp with fully custom parts, the trigger is a comp trigger and is adjustable and drilled out so it is lighter, this pic is in hd so you can see details, it cost me 1700 to build.
User avatar #328 to #327 - darkjustifier (11/12/2012) [-]
The trigger has been drilled? does that make it easier to pull?
User avatar #325 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
best part is you could install an rc car motor with a lithium battery and a switch and go full auto.
#323 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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this is the gun i built.
User avatar #326 to #323 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Nice why is the trigger weirdly shaped?
User avatar #322 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
i had the idea, but nope someone beat me to it, i did however have the idea to make a pocket gatling gun that fires 25mm bullets and fits on three fingers like a brass knuckle and feeds from a belt in a pouch on your belt, it's only 6" long and uses 3 barrels.
User avatar #324 to #322 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
..........that actually sounds like the greatest weapon ever made.
User avatar #320 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
and the blueprints for it are in my brain waiting for when i can get the parts, if i can build epic guns i sure as hell could build this in my spare time.
#321 to #320 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
You must have been the one to design this baby.
User avatar #318 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
the keys would be made of mirror polished brass with polished connecting rods and hammers with stainless/titanium springs with feathers etched into them and i would cut the jade to look like leaves and the silver would look like vines and the spectrolite would keep its round diamond pattern in the middle, also the finger boards would be kept frosted clear and have replaceable 1 watt rainbow leds installed at the ends so they change color .
now i just need to find a sponsor and i could build this with my spare time.
#319 to #318 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
I can see the epicness in my head.
User avatar #316 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
it would probably cost about 2000$ to build though but it would truly be one of a kind(would probably sell in a fancy auction house for about 10,000$ or more as well).
#317 to #316 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Sounds expensive.
User avatar #313 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
it will take about 100 yards of carbon fiber and use acrylic sheets and tubing as the forming material using a router and blow torch with high grade apoxy to create the inlay points for the magnetic pick-up and wireing as well as the stone, metal and tuning parts(stone will be polished to a glass finish and shaped into diamonds in a circle pattern or other options), it would also have a lead base to keep it bottom heavy because it would be very light, if done correctly you could also install piano keys in the base on the back so it plays like a piano when wanted and a finger board so you can play it like a guitar with all the extra notes as well.
#315 to #313 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
I love how that sounds.
User avatar #314 to #313 - Acrylic (11/11/2012) [-]
STOP MENTIONING ME
#311 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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using this as the base design.
#312 to #311 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
sexy
User avatar #309 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
what about high gloss carbon fiber with silver, amethist, green jade and spectrolite(it would look like the northern lights).
#310 to #309 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #307 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
with all the right parts that would be easy, the only question is wood, carbon fiber, or metal and with or without precious stone or metal inlay?
#308 to #307 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Gold with an emerald ruby inlay.
User avatar #305 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
any sound range you could want or create, if it can be done with an electric guitar it can be done with the electric violin and you can plug both into your computer with an adapter and use sound altering software for some really freaky stuff.
#306 to #305 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Now I need an electric lyre.
User avatar #302 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
wait until you plug it into a synthesizer.
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#303 to #302 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Can it drop a beat.
#300 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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they sell an electric violin on ebay for 115$
#301 to #300 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
That seems more octavia's thing.
#298 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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to be honest i usually build expensive tools, weapons, computers and upgrade stuff.
here's a pic of my cable damascus and labrodorite cristal bouy knife(took three days to make and it's perfectly balanced, i was thinking of selling it for 200$, they usually sell for about 1000$).
#299 to #298 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
I was going to give you a bass for it.....but I dropped it.
#296 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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also, they usually have a bunch of them at goodwill.
User avatar #294 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
they already sell instant cake in a cup at the dollar tree, you just add two tablespoons of water then put in microwave for 60 seconds and yes they are good.
#292 to #291 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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made using aluminum bar stock and tubing with steel cotter pins and a peice of stiff fine screen, 120v power cord and wall plugs with a 120v switch, the device replaces the lid on a blender and the blender plugs into it then the wall, turn the blender on, put your egg inside and lift the lever, once the egg liquids are inside the blender push the switch on the handle to activate the blender, repeat as nessecary or till full., pins come out so it can be washed
#293 to #292 - darkjustifier (11/11/2012) [-]
Now an instant cake maker.
User avatar #173 to #172 - novabird ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
and **** i ran out of thumbs...
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used to counter this one.
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