Good time

>Have girlfriend
>is OP

haha, wait until she finds out that you like cock.

my girlfriend doing a striptease.

no girl has ever said that to you

I can totally relate to this because of all the bitches that ask to give me a strip tease.

OP is so gay that when a girl tells him she wants to give him a striptease, he tries to get as far away from her as possible.

Which would be..

never.

God my girlfriend looks soooo sexy naked.

what actually happens

That story is so cool because of how obviously real it is. The fact that girls are always giving strip teases to this guy makes me think he's cool and attractive. I bet he has sex all the time with beautiful people, when he isn't too busy making piles of money. Because he's rich and smart. Hot damn, what a cool fucking guy. I wish I could be as great as him.

dont know that feeling

when the fuck was the last time this happened?

<--- The opposite

Don't kid yourself, no girl ever tells you that,

>Implying this has happened multiple times

>Or at all

Oh, must've been happening like everyday, huh?

Implying this happens often?

Can you tell me where you buy your swag from, and if it's in liquid or tablet form?