When getting off Funnyjunk. found it on tumblr not mine.. But everyone on FJ is a dick. When getting off Funnyjunk found it on tumblr not mine But everyone FJ is a dick
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#1 - mysterykid
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#51 to #1 - anon id: a5db9bc4
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**** you faggot
#57 to #51 - jothef
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#68 to #57 - xmegustax
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this .gif is used to much
User avatar #71 to #68 - jothef
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Want me to delete it? Is it bothering you that bad?
#73 to #71 - xmegustax
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yes please
User avatar #75 to #73 - jothef
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Ok.
User avatar #106 to #75 - heytheremister
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WHAT WAS IT
#112 to #106 - jothef
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this
this
User avatar #188 to #112 - arels
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this .gif is used to much
User avatar #190 to #188 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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The Great Cicle of Life.
User avatar #227 to #188 - jothef
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Want me to delete it? Is it bothering you that bad?
#223 to #188 - atma
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Comment Picture
User avatar #118 to #112 - heytheremister
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Oh

User avatar #225 to #112 - colegaleener
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This guy's actually handsome, rather than the guy that looks at a computer screen, then turns to the camera with a **** eating grin
User avatar #10 to #1 - sulaco
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Everyone in Holes is an asshole too, it's the whole point of that line.
#27 - sundip
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But everyone on FJ is a ******* dick.
User avatar #185 to #27 - hatersghate
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that's the joke, everyone on that film are dicks
User avatar #39 to #27 - AdamAcev
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#50 to #39 - whamaclabam
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What in God's name did you utter, puking beetle-headed scullion? I’ll say to thee that I graduated top page in my class, and I’ve partaken in numerous quests for the holy grail, and I have slain over 300 heathens in the holy-lands. I am versed in ram warfare and I’m the top knight in all the Round Table. Thou art nothing to me but just another sheathe for my sword. I will send you to God's kingdom with valour the likes of which has never been seen before in all the land, so heed these words. Thou thinks you can say that to a noble such as myself over courier pigeon? Don't make me laugh, thy currish base-court bladder! As I write this I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across Europe and your home is being stalked by the royal assassin right now so thou best prepare for a mighty tempest, thine tottering clapper-clawed barnacle. The tempest that butchers the cowardly chicken known as your life. Thou art already dead, thou frothy dismal-dreaming baggage. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slay you in over four-score and seven ways, and that’s just with my gauntlets. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire armoury of King Arthur's Court and I will use it to its full extent to send you're miserable backside to kingdom-come, thou with an odour of defecation. If only you could have foreseen what God-sent wrath your little “clever” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have respected the authority of a noble. But you could not, you did not, and now thou shalt have thy just-desserts, you Mewling Notty-pated hedgepig. I will defecate the scourge of God-almighty all over you and thou shalt cease to breathe under it. Thou art utterly slain, you inbred hugger-muggers infant.
User avatar #82 to #50 - thespianation
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
#63 to #50 - anon id: 0ddf8210
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Hahaha oh God
#56 to #50 - youasslicker
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too much reading :(
User avatar #108 to #56 - heytheremister
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......Stop talking.
User avatar #76 to #39 - mayormilkman
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You keep calling us kids, yet you insist with your narrow-minded bigotry that you're a NAVY Seal AND that just because you were a part of the Navy Seals, you can assert superiority over the people here. Do you realize that according to psychological studies, your mindset is still suck in an egocentric state which is apparent in the minds of young children who haven't even reached puberty yet? For the love of god you thick-headed imbecile, no one gives a single **** if you were in the Army or if you still play with barbie dolls, if you have a mentality that makes you think that children are ABSOLUTELY responsible for what their parents do, you need to be reborn into a household where your parents are complete social outcasts to other people and YOU have to be ridiculed as a result of your parents. Maybe then will you understand that it is ridiculous to say what you are asserting.
#202 to #76 - anon id: 582904f2
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Oh you my god are so am dumb. This a being copypasta.
#215 - hazmathank
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**hazmathank rolled a random image posted in comment #327 at Mustache ** peoples face when i leave funnyjunk
#52 - anon id: 8e180648
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Yeah. this is completely inaccurate for funnyjunk. This website is full of dicks and pretentious assholes.
#54 to #52 - anon id: 645c836c
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Watch the movie Holes...if you don't have time buy it anyway watch it later in life

But in all seriousness in the move the kid that's saying that to him says that sarcastically. He says it with sarcasm because when he first arrived they were complete douches to him, but eventually became friends and then they ******.
#53 to #52 - sorrowfulone
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I hope you have a wonderful day :D
#55 to #52 - neomann
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Well the kids in this movie are all criminals.
#186 - snowshark
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Am I the only person alive who actually likes Shia LeBouf as an actor? Sure, he's no DeNero or Al Pachino, hell, he isn't anything much better than above average, however apart from the sodomy that was the Transformer movies I really liked his performances.   
   
He was great in Holes and I didn't even notice it was him until the credits. I even liked him in Indiana Jones. Aye, the movie was god-awful for a LOT of reasons but watch it again and really see the chemistry between him and Indie. He played a very fun greaser (the name of the society that his character belonged to, same with the people from the movie Grease) and I really found him to be an enjoyable and even resourceful character.   
   
So far as I can tell, LeBouf just had bad luck with having some god-awful directors making him act stupidly and now that Disney owns Indiana Jones I would actually be interested to see if he makes a reappearance under the guidance of a far better director.   
   
Rant over.
Am I the only person alive who actually likes Shia LeBouf as an actor? Sure, he's no DeNero or Al Pachino, hell, he isn't anything much better than above average, however apart from the sodomy that was the Transformer movies I really liked his performances.

He was great in Holes and I didn't even notice it was him until the credits. I even liked him in Indiana Jones. Aye, the movie was god-awful for a LOT of reasons but watch it again and really see the chemistry between him and Indie. He played a very fun greaser (the name of the society that his character belonged to, same with the people from the movie Grease) and I really found him to be an enjoyable and even resourceful character.

So far as I can tell, LeBouf just had bad luck with having some god-awful directors making him act stupidly and now that Disney owns Indiana Jones I would actually be interested to see if he makes a reappearance under the guidance of a far better director.

Rant over.
User avatar #194 to #186 - cakezs
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No, I'm with you on that, I think Shia LaBeouf is a good actor aswell
User avatar #206 to #186 - thisotherdude
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He's a good actor whose had the misfortune to play in a lot of **** movies as is the case with many actors.
#95 - thisotherdude
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From these comments it seems no one is getting the reference, in the movie "holes" the other kids are all criminals working in a summer camp digging holes in the desert, and they're all dicks to the main character, so it was sarcasm.

Also we may all be assholes, but at least here we admit we're assholes and will actually be assholes to your face rather then acting like your friends in front of you and then being assholes when your backs are turned.
#101 to #95 - anon id: de9ad6c2
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Thank you. I was curious if everyone was really going to look at it wrong.
User avatar #103 to #101 - inunic
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Damn it. Wasn't logged in.
#197 to #95 - bannon
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#224 to #95 - anon id: d9a97116
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Well gee, that's so much better than not being an asshole at all.
User avatar #97 to #95 - synapse
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Holes is a pretty good film. And extremely realistic. The black kid stole a pair of shoes.
User avatar #99 to #97 - thisotherdude
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After all there's years I finally realized that the film basically began with a black kid stealing a pair of sneakers, good god I'm ******* retarded.
User avatar #107 to #99 - thisotherdude
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"there's"

*these

I really am retarded
#29 - karmakarma
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This is generally the way FJ users react to other users.
This is generally the way FJ users react to other users.
User avatar #43 to #29 - arsenymous
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we're just jokin around bro
#216 - thisotherdude
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I know what the joke is here but I'm just gonna throw this out there anyway, I honestly prefer the people on this site then people in real life. At least here people have enough courtesy and honesty to admit their assholes and be assholes to your face rather then people I real life who act like assholes behind your back and get pissy if you tell them they're assholes.
User avatar #220 to #216 - zraxx
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its like that old saying, about being stabbed in the front instead of the back.
User avatar #226 to #216 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I agree




felt like a fitting thing to say
#136 - aesis
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God-tier movie, right there.

Here's the full movie for anyone looking for it.

http :// www.you You need to login to view this link / watch ?v=CMkx_xAVRuc

Remove spaces obviously.
#21 - Milos
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It varies from user to user, but we're generally not very friendly.
User avatar #24 to #21 - kolpster
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that'sthejoke
#26 to #21 - freerustrytrombone
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faggot