happens to me all the time.gif. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Se
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Submitted: 11/01/2012
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#4 - gaiusactavian (11/02/2012) [-]
MFW gorilla warfare
MFW gorilla warfare
#3 - TheWolfyr (11/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what a...

strip tease
#7 - geteamwin (11/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Description reminded me of this.
User avatar #38 - DarkLogic (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I do honestly believe FunnyJunk is actually becoming funny again nowadays :)
#42 - DiAnonLord (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
gorilla warfare
#12 - dearleader has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#17 to #12 - Hightower (11/02/2012) [-]
The Marines have nothing to do with the Army. They are a department of the Navy, and use Naval equipment.

#34 - mrhazzy (11/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Bitch came too fast...
Bitch came too fast...
#30 - bakawaka (11/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#21 - snup (11/02/2012) [-]
Happens to me evertim*
Happens to me evertim*
User avatar #23 - semierectnipple (11/02/2012) [-]
Was a ship full of 9gag things for sure
#22 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW description..
#24 to #22 - johnnybtrollin (11/02/2012) [-]
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hint: it's not "well"
User avatar #11 - duckygirl (11/02/2012) [-]
just saying thats a direct threat to that person and if you were really a navy seal you would brag about it.
#10 - HOtaconE (11/02/2012) [-]
Damn, that guy flared BAD.
#9 - denercov (11/02/2012) [-]
SU-34 what a plane.
User avatar #5 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (11/02/2012) [-]
fight me OP
#2 - lusir (11/01/2012) [-]
MFW description
#1 - devout feminist (11/01/2012) [-]
SU-37? Sweet, bra. Laughed at the captions, too. I'm not in the service; I just like jets, lol.
#35 - Megalord (11/02/2012) [-]
Trained in "gorilla" warfare. I don't think it's cool to use an endangered species to fight a war. I prefer guerrilla warfare when fighting an opponent.
#18 - ferruscanislupis (11/02/2012) [-]
Gorilla warfare-XDD
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