Infomercials

My last one.

see i have one too, am i cool yet?

Bane wat r u doin. bane. STAHP

ohfuckjesusechrist. You have no idea how long I laughed at that last gif. Like, you can not even fathom.

Okay, I now forgive you for rolling me and deleting the comment a couple days ago.

Sorry about that. I think its the one where I had rolled your username and put this image.

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Oh my god these are fantastic.

Don't have a fucking clue what is going on in this gif.

Real science done by real men in lab coats!

hahaha wow

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?

This is where everyone hit the 5 thumb limit

looking at this one i wondered why these had way less thumbs then the rest... that's when funny junk told me i voted for you too many times... my apologies for not being able to thumb you up more. you certainly deserved it

WHAT. IN. THE. FUCK.

That is a fucking doorstop

is...is that a doorstop?

Are they cutting bread with a door stop..?

I thought it was a slice of cheese

Like, that long-lost cheese-looking thing that they cut out of Pacman

This is its destiny now

Yes I am fucking retarded

is this person trying to cut bread with a wooden doorstop

When a /b/ro aplies for a job as a infomercial writer

>Sees its a door stop and about 4 other comments mentioning it's a door stop
>Still comments to ask if door stop

Some people sort their comments by highest rated, so they cannot see that it has been asked.

Sorry, didn't think about that.
Here is a random gif because I feel like it.

Hi there, do you need more ram. Well, you can download more here.
http://www . downloadmoreram . com/
Its totally legit ask my clients

Jeff aged 12:
I downloaded more ram now i can tell
people i have slept with their mums faster

Stacy aged 11:
After i downloaded more ram, a nice man spoke to me over the internet
He's getting me candy

Jesus:
Ever since i was on that cross
My dream for everyone was that they could get more ram.
My dream is now fulfilled

Here's a few more for ya.
How do I measure tape?

How do I sandwich?

How do I phone?

How do I towel?

and the classic milk one...how do I milk?

The absolute funniest one was a commercial that had something to do with pouring grape juice, and the dumb white bitch goes to poor it, and then everyone freaks out like it spilled everywhere, but all the cranberry juice went PERFECTLY into the cup, and not a single drop spilled

a couple...? lol

those infomercials pretty much created first world problems

I never looked at the content...only the top comment...and noticed these gifs are already everywhere...fuck me.

Why did he not just put the drink on the floor

He did

or couldn't he just put the bowl on the couch next to him...like the rest of society does.

Come on man, get your shit together.

well the drink didn't spill so i don't see the problem

Guys...I think this might be fake.

AW SHIT NIGGA

Now look at what you've done

Mom's reaction

He's almost dead anyways; let him eat.

likewise...the other day i was sitting down with my tray with what im assuming is a bowl of sugar cubes when WOOPS now the cubes are on the floor and i have ants.

Do you want ants kreekydoors, cause this is how you get ants

archer joke

I know right, I I hate it when I sit down with my favorite bowl of assumption and then it just just flies all over the god damn place. What the hell stops this?

I just keep watching the girls reaction over and over.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wonder what would happen if I pushed this over
OH NO IT DID EXACTLY WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU PUSH IT OVER

*sigh*
Why would you waste root beer like that??

waste:
Use or expend carelessly, extravagantly, or to no purpose.

waist:
The part of the human body below the ribs and above the hips.

Please, if you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, do it right.

Are... are you serious...?

>He realizes he's retarded,
>LOL I WAS trollING UMAD GUIES?!
Nice one..

I am not really sure when you would use that picture at all..

The irony wouldn't be as great if this post wasn't on front page.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4205106/Seem+familiar/
With the added coincidence of the picture of the other guy in the thread.

Try and make yourself feel better.
I hope it works out, buddy.

i secretly love you

oops not gonna stop this or anything just gonna open my mouth and hold my arms as far/high as i can

I'm going to do this to one of my siblings next time they're over.

POURING FROM A TRAY

or

EATING A HAMBURGER

MFW

But what is the actual solution to that one?!

Do not eat it on the set of an info-mercial

I just can't handle this one. She's dumping crumbs from the tray, and acting all exasperated as if she can't believe they fell onto the floor.

ok. what's the solution theyre offering for this one?

Chainsaws.
To saw off your useless old person feet, so this type of catastrophy will never occur again.

HowToBasic youtube channel for anyone that's wondering

i love delicious chocolate milkshakes

She hasn't even got the end of the spoon in her mouth.

What the hell even went wrong in this picture?
OH GOD MY DRILL TURNED INTO A SHELF

I like to think that gif switches to the other side of the wall where her drill took down the shelf.

lol this is exactly why women shouldnt do carpentry

She looks so much like a sim lol

Every goddamn time!

Shit Tyrone.
Get it together.

ill only dump 3 so i dont fill the page

please fill the page

dump. more.

Just... just fucking watch how that shoe flies backwards from his hand at the very last moment. Defying all laws of physics and momentum as if it has a mind of its own, flittering gracefully.

They're about to have steaming hot foot-sex, aren't they? I love to see a girls' tasty toes as they slip slowly out of her shoes and curl. The way their sweat just drips at the end of the end of their painted toes just gives me a boner thinking about it. The soft, silky soles feel so good on my penis as they rub up and down slowly, until I cum in her sandles, then I watch as she walks around in my cum, making sexy little squishy sounds that make me want to have sex with her again ten minutes later. Oh baby, that's the good stuff!

Something tells me I like you

jesus
i thought i had weird fetishes

Foot fetish is a more common fetish. Here, have some actually weird shit: [url deleted]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7vtTn-lL6k

watch this, laugh the whole day/night.

do it[small][small]fill it up

who the fuck cuts bread with a door stop?

Is... is that a goddamn wooden wedge? What the fuck is she doing that for?

more more more

yeass....everything is going according to plan

and yes, this bitch is cutting bread with a fucking doorstop

LOGIC

Why?

ALRIGHT, WHO FILLED THE CABINETS WITH 14,764 MARSHMELLOWS!?

WAS IT YOU BILL I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

i regret nothing Welsh
====nothing====