The First Time You Watch Porn. I can smell you (Morgan Freeman).. It is quite effective when applied to the jugular.
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I can smell you (Morgan Freeman)

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Submitted: 10/22/2012
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User avatar #5 - grantika (10/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
It is quite effective when applied to the jugular.
#9 - crazyanger (10/22/2012) [-]
first time my ass
#11 - heroicnapkin (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
No OP, your descriptions cant reference SeaNanners...
No OP, your descriptions cant reference SeaNanners...
#2 - Keoul (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The first time you watch weird fetish porn
The first time you watch weird fetish porn
#63 - vedgetable ONLINE (10/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
first time i saw porn..
#37 - pariahlol (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Watching Porn with the tv on in the background, ignoring it mostly   
>Getting close   
>Ad for Obama comes on with the voice of Morgan Freeman   
>My mind skips from the porn to his sweet, sensual, godlike, voice   
>Cum more than I have in a year to Morgan Freeman
>Watching Porn with the tv on in the background, ignoring it mostly
>Getting close
>Ad for Obama comes on with the voice of Morgan Freeman
>My mind skips from the porn to his sweet, sensual, godlike, voice
>Cum more than I have in a year to Morgan Freeman

User avatar #33 - OldSnake ONLINE (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
*reads description*

Oh, cool, you watch SeaNanners, too?
#15 - xfresherassassinx (10/23/2012) [-]
Dat Desc
#1 - thisisrarity (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#69 - lebron (10/23/2012) [-]
**lebron rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Text lingo ** mfw first time i watched porn
**lebron rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Text lingo ** mfw first time i watched porn
#77 - lmaobutts (10/23/2012) [-]
Started watchin porn at around 7 years old. I regret nothing
Started watchin porn at around 7 years old. I regret nothing
User avatar #67 - pwnfrnzy (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
9 years old on a kids games website. Google Ads. . . .
#36 - pocketpotato (10/23/2012) [-]
The first time sex was ever described to me, it was by the creepy older sister of my friend when we were like, six. She told us about how a man puts his wiener inside of a girl's hoo-ha, but I didn't believe her because I assumed she was just making it up to try and be as gross/weird as possible.


I mean really. Those are for peeing, silly!
User avatar #34 - stillscrappy (10/23/2012) [-]
And then after regular porn I watched

Backdoor sluts 9
#22 - asasqw ONLINE (10/23/2012) [+] (11 replies)
**asasqw rolled a random image posted in comment #843607 at Item Discussion ** MFW watching porn for the first time
#21 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
I enjoy the Seananners reference in the description.
#10 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
Dat gassy mexican reference in the description.
#17 - xsap (10/23/2012) [-]
first time i watched porn i was frozen in fear for a whole 2 days and i just kept repeating this sentence in my head over and over "she had 2 penises in her AT THE SAME TIME"
User avatar #14 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/23/2012) [-]
The first time was when I tried to go to youtube.com, but I accidentally typed You need to login to view this link and it redirected to a ******* porn site for some reason.

Best mistake of my life.
User avatar #13 - biggrand (10/23/2012) [-]
I remember the first nude pic I found was nude pic of sailor moon from some hentai mag, the picture only showed her breast, and it was on angel fire's shortly lived myspace clone, I would search the user "xXpoopymel2387Xx" just to find that picture on her profile and fap to it when I was 10
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