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User avatar #84 - nightmayor (10/21/2012) [-]
Damn, I was asleep and missed being on the front page.
#83 - skuser (10/21/2012) [-]
Because **** ban.
User avatar #88 to #83 - questionquota (10/21/2012) [-]
Is this..... Is this real?
User avatar #89 to #88 - skuser (10/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #74 - bitchplzzz (10/21/2012) [-]
i got ****** twice
#61 - breakfastlunch (10/20/2012) [-]
Kanye's in there
#60 - howuncreativeofme (10/20/2012) [-]
there should be a llama in the crowd
#59 - thechosentroll (10/20/2012) [-]
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The day her ex boyfriends get together and make a song called "Maybe you were the problem" is the day I can finally die a happy man.
User avatar #57 - FuNuTs (10/20/2012) [-]
Never thought I would have an opportunity to post this here...

Guy's point of view in the song We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift.

So I have a girlfriend, we've been on and off for a long time. One of my best friends died and I said I needed space for a while. Seeing as how clingy she is, she didn't take that well.

I didn't talk with her for a month, but I finally called her up and she started bitching about how I wasn't being a supportive boyfriend. I told her I'd change, mainly because I'd had a crush on her for a long time and thought it would be great to have a standing relationship with her.

I changing for a long time, but it just wasn't me, I couldn't take it. So after a week of being some 'perfect boyfriend', I start acting like myself again.

Because of that, she starts bitching and moaning some more, and tells me she hates me. I'm devastated. I call her later saying I love her, but she won't take it.

But she LOVES playing with my emotions, so I just keep coming back when she wants me to. I want to stop, but I just can't.

Than one night, she finally says that we need to stop this for good.

When we were together, we would go out and she would flirt with guys. I didn't like this much, so I told off the guys. One time, it turned into a fist fight. She was so bitchy, that if I didn't follow her opinion perfectly, she would throw a fit.

She also hated my taste in music. I don't think she even had any taste in music at all, seeing as she thinks Deadmau5 is 'indie'.

She used to think that this *********** of a relationship would last forever. She also wanted to try new things. But NEVER the things I wanted to do.

So I call her up one last time and say "I still love you, but I can't do this if you keep acting like this," She flips and blames ME for all of the trouble in our relationship. Why she would do that is beyond me. So she says that keeping me 'in line' is exhausting. Damn girl, try living my life.

#81 to #57 - comicsguy (10/21/2012) [-]
You had a crush on that bitch? ...
User avatar #82 to #81 - FuNuTs (10/21/2012) [-]
... It's from the point of view of the guy.
User avatar #58 to #57 - FuNuTs (10/20/2012) [-]
So I finally think it's over, done and done. BUT NOOOOOO, I tell my friends what happened, and some of their friends happen to be her friends, so they tell her a severely warped version of the tale.

She calls me one last time. I didn't let her talk. I just said "Save it, as you've said, 'we're never, ever, ever getting back together'. Blame me all you want, but I'm done. Go find someone else's life to ruin." And hung up.

I guess, looking back on it, I think I was just blinded on what could be, not reality.
#90 to #58 - comicsguy (10/21/2012) [-]
Like a bauss
User avatar #56 - dengekisushi (10/20/2012) [-]
The only song of hers I like is "Safe and Sound" which was for The Hunger Games.

Which is probably why I like it, because it was written for a movie, not for her boyfriends.
#73 to #56 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [-]
She didn't write that song. The Civil Wars did, and she just sang it.
#55 - rtyo (10/20/2012) [-]
Fun fact: her song "Back to December" is the only song in which she admits it is her that is in the wrong.

it is also my favorite of her songs
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#49 - robbayyy (10/20/2012) [-]
Her songs are really annoying and aren't creative at all

#48 - LocoJoe (10/20/2012) [-]
According to hot vs crazy chart  she's still in the good zone but is on the border.
According to hot vs crazy chart she's still in the good zone but is on the border.
#63 to #48 - ahj (10/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #47 - marcury (10/20/2012) [-]

here is a parody of her new song.
User avatar #43 - Omegashenron (10/20/2012) [-]
She reminds me of a rodent for some reason.
#37 - smeargle (10/20/2012) [-]
Kanye's face made it.

Also she is on this months Rolling Stone magazine cover...
She looks rather smashing if i do say so myself
#46 to #37 - richardastley (10/20/2012) [-]
**richardastley rolled a random image posted in comment #1081079 at MLP Friendly Board **
How she looks.

Please be a smashing gif...
User avatar #76 to #46 - angelmatvey (10/21/2012) [-]
She looks like a dude who looks kind of like a chick?
#36 - ThatFatMummy (10/20/2012) [-]
They should all get together and make a song about HER for a change and call it "maybe you're the problem".
They should all get together and make a song about HER for a change and call it "maybe you're the problem".
User avatar #23 - Metallicock (10/20/2012) [-]
She creeps me out
#22 - needsumcake (10/20/2012) [-]
Apparently she's a douche. one of my teachers' kids works with Apple and got to hang out with her.
#39 to #22 - betterguygreg (10/20/2012) [-]
No one cares.
#40 to #39 - aksneed (10/20/2012) [-]
I care
#93 to #40 - needsumcake (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm glad we can share in these red thumbs together.
#94 to #93 - aksneed (10/21/2012) [-]
Anything for you bro!
#26 to #22 - vivapinatapro (10/20/2012) [-]
No they didn't.
User avatar #19 - JJTF (10/20/2012) [-]
i do everytime i'm stuck somewhere where the radio is playing, she reminds me of that WEEEEEE pig from the commercials with her newest hit= "weeeeEEEEEEE are never ever every getting back togetherrrr" ugh.
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