MFW i buy cigarrettes on my 18th. its funny cause i dont smoke... tobacco...... MFW I laughed and then immediately thought of my deceased grandmother that died due to lung cancer.
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MFW i buy cigarrettes on my 18th

its funny cause i dont smoke... tobacco....

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User avatar #70 - fourtwentt (10/20/2012) [-]
******** in jersey changed it to 19 the year i turned 18
User avatar #69 - biggrand (10/20/2012) [-]
I turn 18 next july, I'd probably pull up to a porn store like im about to buy some porn, but then pull pull out because it's going to be awkward
User avatar #71 to #69 - fourtwentt (10/20/2012) [-]
pull out? yea that would be awkward

also some states its 21 to go in a physical porn store
#67 - parrobmx (10/20/2012) [-]

I hate tobacco but i don't mind my friends smoking it near me all i like is ********* .
User avatar #62 - JesuschristofAZ (10/20/2012) [-]
I really enjoy smoking because I grew up around 2nd hand smoke and learned to love the ashy smell, I've smoked before even though I'm under 18 and I've made the decision not to do it. The negatives outweigh the positives, I was brushing my tongue and teeth to remove the ashy taste but my efforts were fruitless. My clothes smelt like smoke, even after washing them. I learned my lesson.
#61 - brianhimself (10/20/2012) [-]
>its funny cause i dont smoke... tobacco....

Edgy teen detected
User avatar #63 to #61 - DukeOfLuke (10/20/2012) [-]
"edgy teen detected"

condescending hipster who likes to categorize everyone as memes because he cant accept that people are individuals with their own tastes and tendencies detected.
User avatar #64 to #63 - DukeOfLuke (10/20/2012) [-]
but good observation, ill try to act less like a teenage girl next time i post, because you have wholeheartedly embarrassed me.

User avatar #66 to #64 - themanwithnoplan (10/20/2012) [-]
Trying too hard, bro.
#65 to #64 - brianhimself (10/20/2012) [-]
I don't think I have anything left to say.
I don't think I have anything left to say.
#68 to #65 - DukeOfLuke (10/20/2012) [-]
My actual face when i realized i just made an idiot of myself on my own comment section.....

you win this round...
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User avatar #55 - BmanX (10/20/2012) [-]
I've only "smoked" once, and it was the most pathetic thing ever. You know how on TV when someone who's never smoked before inhales too much and then starts coughing up a storm? That was me. I tried one little inhalation, and coughed like crazy. It actually did feel sort of relaxing, but I'd rather not kill myself slowly.
User avatar #56 to #55 - DukeOfLuke (10/20/2012) [-]
same here, but i already smoked a bit of pot so i tried to hold it in.... BAAAAAD ideea... especially since they were menthols.
#49 - irishpunker ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
MFW reading description
User avatar #48 - niralius (10/20/2012) [-]
Hooka is the best thing ever!
#47 - methodius (10/20/2012) [-]
>go to party
>smoke bunch of Hooka
>weeks later want some more
>can't afford any of the equipment
>cigs work too I guess
>buy pack, light first one

that was one year ago and I'm still half pack a day
User avatar #59 to #47 - DukeOfLuke (10/20/2012) [-]
yeah bro, you really got to watch that **** . try e-cigs. my dad uses them and he totally quit the real thing. plus the longer you wait the worse its gonna get.
User avatar #54 to #47 - Dairycow (10/20/2012) [-]
Crazy how you can seal over 20 years of your life by being so desperate for drugs, huh. guess you deserve it.
User avatar #80 to #54 - methodius (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't think I've read this before, sorry for the million year later response, well,

A. Hooka is water vapor and Tobacco, no drugs involved

B. yeah smoking is stupid, you're right on that one

also, quit smoking about 5 months ago and breathing easier
User avatar #60 to #54 - DukeOfLuke (10/20/2012) [-]
dont get up on your retarded 'drugs are bad' high horse. besides, it is really ignorant to lump all controlled substances into the same category, because they are all VERY different.
User avatar #77 to #60 - Dairycow (10/21/2012) [-]
Your right, only SOME of them cause major insomnia and depression, only THAT half of substances give you slowed reaction, anxiety and insomnia, sorry your right that was VERY ignorant of me. sure drugs aren't bad either, they totally didnt just lead up to that guy making a decision to lose about 15 or more years.
User avatar #79 to #77 - DukeOfLuke (10/21/2012) [-]
and notice i did not thumb you down, but up. i dont want to lose thumbs over this discussion, lest be civil.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DukeOfLuke (10/21/2012) [-]
so what he might die earlier. that is not inherently bad. people die, he made a decision which may or may not decrease his life span. so what? why should you care? you continue touting your beliefs and could live to be 110 with your phenomenal health or get hit by a bus and die in the next hour. so what? i have been smoking weed regularly for a couple months, and for about 6 months before that on occasion. am i more frequently depressed? yeah, for about 12 hours after being really stoned and them i am fine. insomnia? anxiety? **** no, but yes i will say that ********* makes existing mental health issues worse quite often, ones like insomnia and anxiety. as for reaction time, whatever, i dont care, and its not like lightning-quick reflexes help me anyway, because my initial reaction to things is to curl into the fetal position.

and as for your "sure drugs aren't bad either" argument, you still follow the flaw of lumping all substances together. he smokes cigarettes, which are ******* poison. when you say that drugs made this guy lop off 15 years, you imply that a whole host of them ****** his health up. just cigarettes did that. because of your lack of specificity, you are being ignorant. VERY IGNORANT. look, meth is bad, ******* is bad, cocaine is bad, alcohol is pretty bad but worth it lol and same with pot, cigarettes are bad, LSD can really easily become VERY bad but if you are smart will cause no problems, pain pills are bad, and synthetic things are bad. if you knew your **** you would know that weed in non-smoke forms like vapor, pills or edibles are totally safe with only some psychological drawbacks but might cure some kinds of cancer like melanoma, (not ******** you look up rick simpson and phoenix tears). aslo totally safe is magic mushrooms, DMT, salvia, and **** (not as safe as the latter three).

my point is that life is too short anyway to care about that. he will die as a moderately older man, rather than as a old as dirt ************ who surprises us every year he is still alive. im not trying to be hostile, i just hate oversimplistic arguments like yours.
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User avatar #40 - xuvious (10/19/2012) [-]
i smoke a pipe and the occasional cigar with firends, its a calming experience, helps me focus
User avatar #46 to #40 - gingeraletwo (10/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #43 to #40 - Theyneverknow (10/19/2012) [-]
Cigars don't count since you don't inhale
User avatar #72 to #43 - mcgeeassy (10/20/2012) [-]
It counts more than you can imagine.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Theyneverknow (10/20/2012) [-]
Not gonna lie, I don't see why I'm being thumbed down for that comment, but I guess I'll take them
Mind explaining?
User avatar #74 to #73 - mcgeeassy (10/20/2012) [-]
Because they pack a TON of tobacco
User avatar #75 to #74 - Theyneverknow (10/20/2012) [-]
But most people that smoke cigars do it incredibly rarely and usually in celebration, and you don't even inhale
User avatar #76 to #75 - mcgeeassy (10/20/2012) [-]
yes but it still gets in your lungs, or throat if you can do that.
User avatar #38 - DukeOfLuke (10/19/2012) [-]
HOLY **** that moment when i am just browsing along and come across my own content... what the **** ... this never happens to me!
#34 - vorrundenaus (10/19/2012) [-]
I may be the only one on here that smoke Blu e-cigs.
I may be the only one on here that smoke Blu e-cigs.
User avatar #36 to #34 - DukeOfLuke (10/19/2012) [-]
my dad does so he could stop smoking.
#37 to #36 - vorrundenaus (10/19/2012) [-]
Yeah I actually don't even use the nicotine ones anymore it's just vapor, force of habit now, just a way to keep calm mostly.
Yeah I actually don't even use the nicotine ones anymore it's just vapor, force of habit now, just a way to keep calm mostly.
User avatar #29 - Noah (10/19/2012) [-]
Why do people smoke tobacco? With how much we know about how bad it is for you, what's the point?
User avatar #30 to #29 - DukeOfLuke (10/19/2012) [-]
i know, at least do something that gets you high, right?
User avatar #32 to #30 - Noah (10/19/2012) [-]
That's what I was thinking, I know tobacco gives you a small rush, but they're expensive as **** , and horrible for you.
#33 to #32 - goldengohan ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
its a chemical addiction. Even the people that quit never really quit; they think about it everyday for the rest of their lives
User avatar #35 to #33 - Noah (10/19/2012) [-]
Oh, of course. But why do people start?
#24 - krashnox (10/19/2012) [-]
18 years old and already smoking for almost 4 years... legal age is 16 here in holland though ... So i never had that problem xD.
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User avatar #42 to #31 - pmilooo (10/19/2012) [-]
You've been smoking since 12 you must have amazing parents...
User avatar #27 to #24 - cosmicoverdose (10/19/2012) [-]
hows the lung cancer
User avatar #22 - KOMAFIFTYSIX (10/19/2012) [-]
Legal age for tobacco is 19 here in good ol' Jersey. Not going to smoke but I might just do this.
#20 - tomad ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
turned 18 today:D bought for use of course, but still;)
User avatar #17 - Sunburn (10/19/2012) [-]
I don't smoke tobacco either. But I buy a pack every now and then because I have friends that do, and if they happen to run out, then I can give them one.
#23 to #17 - whitenail (10/19/2012) [-]
You are the bro all bros should be
You are the bro all bros should be
User avatar #25 to #23 - Sunburn (10/19/2012) [-]
Thanks. :)
#15 - purplenipples (10/19/2012) [-]
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