Having sex for the first time. .
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#11 - dirtybadger (10/18/2012) [-]
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#73 to #63 - pyronic (10/18/2012) [-]
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#18 to #11 - realgooner (10/18/2012) [-]
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#62 to #6 - scottyy (10/18/2012) [-]
I love how he looks at the camera like 			****		 they saw that
I love how he looks at the camera like **** they saw that
#15 - Griffinwish (10/18/2012) [-]
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#42 - jackenov **User deleted account** (10/18/2012) [-]
Semi-related
#67 to #42 - marlkarxthethird (10/18/2012) [-]
I see your automobile and raise you a packyderm.
#64 to #42 - fuperbooper ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
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#46 to #42 - sammygman (10/18/2012) [-]
how the **** is....nevermind
#17 - fissehullet (10/18/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this
Reminded me of this
#37 to #17 - jdbbx ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
CAN'T STOP WATCHING
#9 - eibon (10/18/2012) [-]
Best LOL of the day and i come here form Frontpage land.
User avatar #4 - Mephizto (10/18/2012) [-]
morrorwindcombat.gif
#5 to #4 - anon (10/18/2012) [-]
+1 thumb for you!
User avatar #16 to #4 - dustyshane (10/18/2012) [-]
The cheesy morrowind sound effects flew threw my head as soon as I read that.
#61 - jackenov **User deleted account** (10/18/2012) [-]
Erry time
Erry time
User avatar #24 - AnFour (10/18/2012) [-]
I thought it was gonna be easy finding the hole. It wasn't. And when I did she was too tight.

By the way..sex feels good, but putting it inside for the first time doesnt feel as good as you think is gonna feel
#80 to #24 - anon (10/18/2012) [-]
agreed It isn't easy to find and it didn't feel as good as porn or anything else makes it out to be. And because of that you should actually last awhile i know i did ;D but the next day she went on her period :(.
User avatar #81 to #80 - darrenrulzu (10/18/2012) [-]
*roll image* **** sorry forgot to sign in here's a roll for you ;D
#84 to #81 - darrenrulzu (10/18/2012) [-]
**darrenrulzu rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at A message to the Dark Knight ** **** i mean picture -_-
User avatar #69 - krbuffington (10/18/2012) [-]
I actually did pretty good my first time. Probably from the years of watching porn.
#91 - shutupandrapeme (10/18/2012) [-]
My first time was terrible..
>Be 14
>Girlfriend's first time
>I put a condom on
>Enter
>She doesn't want me to cum
>Wat
>Pull out
>Didn't know to wait for erection to go away
>Rip condom off of hard dick
>Pain only the gods know
>Mfw
I could explain the first the first time I had sex with a GUY if anyone's interested. Inb4faggot
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User avatar #97 to #91 - yutakenusername (10/18/2012) [-]
Explain

I'm the brave ************ asking since no one else will
User avatar #109 to #97 - shutupandrapeme (10/18/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>At (now ex gf's house)
>Long story short, we were Friends With Benefits
>A group of people come over for 5 minutes
>One guys stays
>Ex asks if I'll makeout with him, in return she'll makeout with 7/10 female friend
>5 minutes of making out, she hands us a condom and shoves us into a room with all 4 of us
>They want to watch
>I gave my first blowjob, instant natural
>He wants to **** my butt
>Lay on bed
>He slides it in
>Hurts like ****
>All 3 ask how it feels
>"It feels like I'm going to **** everywhere"
>Girls laugh
>Guy cums anyways
>Barley get dressed before other people get back
>I didn't cum
> **** ex gf in 4 different positions after a shower with her and 7/10 friend
>They make and serve dinner to me after
>Bisexually alpha as **** .
User avatar #116 to #109 - maddogjew (10/18/2012) [-]
Should i tbe true I honestly wish my bisexual experiences so far had been that awesomely ended
User avatar #118 to #116 - shutupandrapeme (10/18/2012) [-]
It was the most sexual day of my life.
User avatar #111 to #109 - yutakenusername (10/18/2012) [-]
I question the legitimacy.
User avatar #113 to #111 - shutupandrapeme (10/18/2012) [-]
If I had a way to prove it, I would.
User avatar #115 to #113 - yutakenusername (10/18/2012) [-]
So, are you bisexual to this day or straight or what?
User avatar #117 to #115 - shutupandrapeme (10/18/2012) [-]
I suppose I'm bisexual.
#101 to #97 - hotschurl (10/18/2012) [-]
Beat me to it, I asked him too.
#99 to #91 - hotschurl (10/18/2012) [-]
faggot.

jk. If you sleep with both girls and guys doesn't that make you bisexual?

By the way, is your username what you said right before having sex with a guy for the first time?
User avatar #104 to #99 - yutakenusername (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh **** I laughed
User avatar #110 to #99 - shutupandrapeme (10/18/2012) [-]
Heh.. I almost did.
User avatar #100 to #91 - maddogjew (10/18/2012) [-]
yeah you might aswell go ahead,seems there are enough bi's and gays on this website
User avatar #112 to #100 - shutupandrapeme (10/18/2012) [-]
I finished my long story now.
#53 - shazmothree (10/18/2012) [-]
semi-related
semi-related
#19 - mcfriture (10/18/2012) [-]
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#30 to #19 - anon (10/18/2012) [-]
do you have a bigger version of that?
User avatar #7 - Tazdingo (10/18/2012) [-]
I never had sex, could someone elaborate? (not kidding, i really wanna know)
User avatar #8 to #7 - seanmclean (10/18/2012) [-]
He's trying to play it off cool like he knows what he is doing
#12 to #8 - anon (10/18/2012) [-]
cant find the hole
User avatar #41 to #12 - seanmclean (10/18/2012) [-]
Seriously? Wow, that must be one **** sex life for op if he struggles to find the hole...
User avatar #22 - fridginator (10/18/2012) [-]
Anyone have the GIF of Ballotelli when he fails at putting on his vest?
#28 to #22 - sphinxe (10/18/2012) [-]
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#29 to #28 - fridginator (10/18/2012) [-]
Thaaank you!
#106 - AcornShouter (10/18/2012) [-]
**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #264553 at Anime & Manga ** oh lawd i remember my first time. oh wait
**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #264553 at Anime & Manga ** oh lawd i remember my first time. oh wait
#103 - cookedspider (10/18/2012) [-]
What my first time will be like.
User avatar #70 - mssofieg (10/18/2012) [-]
My first time was ******* awesome! A little painful but awesome!
#92 to #70 - enjoibearjew (10/18/2012) [-]
I lasted an hour and a half my first time, I was fairly drunk so that may be the reason, but still :P
User avatar #71 to #70 - illegalartist (10/18/2012) [-]
i bet, anal always hurts the first time
#34 - mathafaka (10/18/2012) [-]
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