Balls of pure steel!

Filthy frank!

Does anyone know what youtube channel this is from?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Are you serious right now? Even something small as chimp could kill a man
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064315/Charla-Nashs-new-face-Chimp-atta ck-victim-shows-results-6-months-transplant.html
if you were not serious then sorry

Did he died?

I want to know that too

I remember reading that he didn't die, and saw a picture of his arm. It was just a bit ripped but he lived.

damn

cool as shit story though, how many people can honestly say: "oh yeah i was just riding my elephant when i got attacked by a tiger and fought it off with a stick, no big deal"

Oh fuck D:

every time i see this gif, all I can think of doing us uppercutting that cat's jaw and yelling at the top of my lungs SHORYUKEN! because even if it doesn't work, the camera man at least has some epic ass footage

There would be no sound in gif :(

he didn't record the video as a gif though. I'm sure this is on youtube somewhere

That didn't take long.

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tiger+elephant+jump+attack&oq=tiger+elephant+jump+attack&gs_l=youtube.3..33i21.217.3955.0.4167.20.20.0.0.0.0.556.3017.6j7j4j1j0j1.19.0...0.0...1ac.1.77XMPh6rPY4

Yeah, but where?

And this happened in my state.

Most people in CT really are rich people who do the stupidest shit..

I'm sorry, ct?

Connecticut.

Oh, wait the elephant attack or chimp attack?

The chimp attack on Mrs.Nash.

It happened in Stamford, Connecticut. It was all over the news here for months until the owner of the chimp died of heart failure.

But they said she survived...and they gave her a face transplant

Nash wasn't the owner, she was the FRIEND of the owner of the chimp.

She sued the owner a year ago, I think. But then the owner died so... she's basically stuck with getting a LOT of facial reconstruction surgery and praying she gets new hands while her family desperately scrapes together the money.

As I said. The rich people (most of the population) in Connecticut do the stupidest shit.

Oh I just read it now...

Wait, what is that guy sitting on?

elephant

Oh. It looks really weird from the angle the video was shot at. Like some sort of weird giant lizard.

yeah, I couldn't figure it out at first either

Why did I immediately think of Rengar ganking someone when I saw this?

A tiger skin for Rengar would be kind of neat.

and maybe an elephant rider Sejuani.

I can't make that out. what is he riding?

an elephant

yeah but the thing is chimps are more aggressive for what i can recall. big animals are usually more docile and peacefull.while they can fuck you up if you give them enough reason they wont attack you as fast as small things.

mrgreatgod sad they're not tough, I just said that that fact is wrong, also every animal is aggressive to some point, but yeah, chimps are douchebags

yeah i have heard stories of what the tamed ones will do to trespassers...horrible


but the big animals need more energy for their bodies and usually predators will stay away from them so they really arent as aggressive as smaller creatures.

and like in this case it was just trying to scare the human.when he didnt care he decided to back off so he would not get into a fight

But big predators can get sufficient energy, same thing as really fat people (like morbidly obese) can still move their arms around

yeah but how long do you think two fat people would last in a duel to death+


and in what shape would the surviving fatman be at?

Then how can a wounded bear survive for few days really badly injured?

same way a human can

still doesnt change the fact that the bear is INJURIED possibly handicapped and will props die of blood loss or infection of some sort thanks to the injury.


would you rather break your hand to beat a guy you think might try harm you or your friend or would you rather just scare him away without breaking your arm?

Gorillas are very nonviolent species compared to chimps.

But gorillas are like 5 times bigger, and if they feel endangered they will fuck you up

Yeah but don't fuck with them and you're fine however chimps will fuck you up because you in their eyes can be food.

yeah but imagine standing 3 feet away from a baby gorilla, mother feels you're threatening her baby and kills you just like that.

Why would you get that close to a gorilla and her baby?
I mean I don't see how its possible to get in the position unless you are stupid.

Then make it 10 feet, you're walking in forest when suddenly little baby gorilla comes up to you because it's interested, it's possible, or you're cameraman and want to get really good shots

The gorilla are very protective and watchful of its young due to the fact is it easy prey.

Try this point,
When a kid falls into the gorilla exhibit at the zoo, female gorilla rush to protect it.
If a kid falls into chimp exhibit they will eat the kid.

Dude...they're still somewhat aggressive, it's their nature

That's two males fighting.

A male could also attack you if it feels endangered, let's say some stupid tourist comes to some forest and takes photos with flash, they will probably fuck him up, and that's the fact

Well if you keep poking a snake, puppy, or whatever its gonna bite eventually.

How did we get to this?

My inability to say people who are wrong are right...

because I am :(

one on the left looks like 50 cent

kinda yeah

that's not "accidentally a sentence" -situation.
it was just a typo

He meant tough, smartypants.

He accidentally one extra letter.

yeah, i guess you're right.

huehuehuehuehuehue

NFW

That's a crazy fucking kneebar and all, but the guys right leg is giving him leverage so it wouldn't be as painful.

But his knee is bent back. what the tiger tit.

"ITS GOT ME!! NOOO-...oh...."

The gorilla is taking him back to where he belongs.

i think he just shit his pants

i love how he just gets up like "AND NONE OF YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME?"

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

that was from the river... i remember seeing that episode and it scared the shit out of me

XD oh shit hahaha faved!!

I too play LoL <3

i two, play lol? 3>!