Mom's #1 answer for bullshit

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>mfw my parent's tell me not to swear
>mfw my parents tell me to wear a seatbelt
>mfw people ask me for ID
>mfw say i do childish things

Every damn time I talk to my mom.
-Hey mom I did all my chores and have a 3.5 gpa in school and don't have any homework this weekend can I go spend the night at my friends house?
-No.
-Why?
-Cause fuck you.

That's the stupid excuse all college kids here have for everything.

>be in 6th grade
>teacher says she hates children
>is a teacher
>mfw

I thought it would say -
Because I said so!

you know your parents have no good reason when they say "because i said so".
>mfw

yeah aren't parents just the worst for telling you not to do fun things like drinking and smoking and swearing? you are 12 or 13 or 14, you know way better than they do and the only reason they tell you not to do these things is because they hate you and want you to be sad forever.

IM AN ADULT MOM!
IM A GROWN ASS MAN
HE GUY AT THE MOVIE THEATER SAID I WAS AND HE LET ME SEE TITANIC 3D

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at I guess the Mayans were a little off **

Sounds like someone got grounded

as long as you're still living off any of your parents financial support, they still own you.

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how did you know