When someone guesses who your crush is:. .. crush? you have crushes? well here's what you do >naptime >tell teacher there's a tard fight on the blacktop, wait for her to leave >get in that kunt's
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When someone guesses who your crush is:

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Submitted: 10/14/2012
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#9 - wardenspectre (10/15/2012) [+] (14 replies)
crush? you ******* have crushes? well here's what you do
>naptime
>tell teacher there's a tard fight on the blacktop, wait for her to leave
>get in that kunt's blanket
>"anon what you doing?"
>dont say anything, leave that bitch in suspense
>pull down her princess celestia pajama bottoms
>"but it's not bathtime yet"
>whip out your single inch dick, you dont know what to do with it but **** it, you can't go back now
>slide that **** into her undeveloped 5 year old cunt
>"oh anon your cock is so premature"
>dont know what you're doing but it feels good, continue doing it
>she's cumming all over your dick, her juices are everywhere
>suddenly something feels wrong
>"what is it?"
>your palms are sweaty
>knees weak
>arms are heavy
>there's vomit on your sweater already
>mom's spaghetti
#43 - newbrony (10/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW they guess.
MFW they guess.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
why would it matter if people knew??
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#49 - PedoBearFTW (10/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
mfw my friends guess the guy i like.
mfw my friends guess the guy i like.
#45 - dengekisushi (10/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
MFW I try talking to cute guys.
User avatar #7 - pocketstooheavy (10/15/2012) [-]
lol @ 12 year olds on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #28 - daelril (10/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
How is the movie Cop Out? Is it any good?
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User avatar #36 - ishalltroll (10/15/2012) [-]
>13 year olds.
User avatar #5 - Gralla (10/15/2012) [-]
Crush? What is this, 5th grade?
User avatar #44 - nevrit (10/15/2012) [-]
That was pretty much my nephew's face last night when we went to a haunted house.
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#35 - runorgun (10/15/2012) [-]
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#23 - alucardshellhound (10/15/2012) [-]
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#8 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
is everyone here 12?
User avatar #4 - taylorlovesme (10/15/2012) [-]
My dousch bag friend
>hey derp, who is your crush?
<Derpet id **** the **** out of her
>her derp I just cheated on my bf
< I tell her bf
>She tells my crush I WANT TO **** THE **** OUT OF HER
>I lose all of ym miscelanious items at her house:(
Thats why you never tell
#57 - therealmaster ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Not only did you post a reaction image as content, but you posted one with 						******					 quality.
Not only did you post a reaction image as content, but you posted one with ****** quality.
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