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When I tried vodka for the first time

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#26 - CaptainKill (10/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
> Be a college freshman   
> People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent   
> Few days later, someone brings a liter of vodka to my suite.   
> People doing shots   
> Walk over, pick up bottle   
> "They don't call me 'The Comrade' for nothing!"   
> Chug the rest of it, about 14 shots worth   
> They are stunned   
> Fine for awhile, then sudden blackout.   
> Wake up in morning   
> Roommate tells me I solved a Rubiks cube while hammered, then someone said I was't fast enough   
> We got into fight, I beat the 						****					 out of him Fight Club style   
> People won't let me get near alcohol since   
> mfw
> Be a college freshman
> People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent
> Few days later, someone brings a liter of vodka to my suite.
> People doing shots
> Walk over, pick up bottle
> "They don't call me 'The Comrade' for nothing!"
> Chug the rest of it, about 14 shots worth
> They are stunned
> Fine for awhile, then sudden blackout.
> Wake up in morning
> Roommate tells me I solved a Rubiks cube while hammered, then someone said I was't fast enough
> We got into fight, I beat the **** out of him Fight Club style
> People won't let me get near alcohol since
> mfw
#5 - daghost (10/08/2012) [+] (8 replies)
The last time I had vodka, I mixed it with monsters.

Went though half a bottle. Woke up the next morning in the bathtub with a pot, covered in puke, and a donut on my dick.

MFW nobody would tell me what happened.
#51 - SoulEvans (10/08/2012) [-]
>Staying home with parents for holiday   
>little bro drinks out of everyone's cup   
>would put out about 10 - 15 dirty cups in sink   
>fed up with doing dishes   
>fill one up with vodka   
>little 						****					 comes running in and kicks glass back   
>spits it out everywhere   
>crying his eyes out, thinks he has been poisoned   
>parents come in, explain situation in a text message   
>load up little bro in car to "take him to the hospital"   
>car "won't start"   
>start praying for him   
>look at him and asks him if he'd ever drink someone elses cup again   
>"If i live through this then I promise!!!!"   
>tell him to man the 						****					 up and it was just alcohol   
>mfw
>Staying home with parents for holiday
>little bro drinks out of everyone's cup
>would put out about 10 - 15 dirty cups in sink
>fed up with doing dishes
>fill one up with vodka
>little **** comes running in and kicks glass back
>spits it out everywhere
>crying his eyes out, thinks he has been poisoned
>parents come in, explain situation in a text message
>load up little bro in car to "take him to the hospital"
>car "won't start"
>start praying for him
>look at him and asks him if he'd ever drink someone elses cup again
>"If i live through this then I promise!!!!"
>tell him to man the **** up and it was just alcohol
>mfw
#48 - demonbunny (10/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw I tried Absinthe for the first time
#57 - snaresinger (10/08/2012) [-]
First time I drank vodka:   
   
This 						****					 tastes like gasoline   
in the best way possible
First time I drank vodka:

This **** tastes like gasoline
in the best way possible
#42 - varric (10/08/2012) [-]
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Pekka Puupää
User avatar #21 - bakonforall (10/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm 15 and have only ever had beer, hard lemonade and gin.
User avatar #135 - cancerousiguana (10/08/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>Never drank any alcohol besides beer
>At party with 19-year-old cousin and his friends
>They pull out some vodka
>They pour a round of shots and put one in my hand
>Take shot, feeling like a boss
>Apparently this is some really expensive, really strong vodka
>Some of the guys have to chase with beer
>My throat and chest are on fire
>Thinking, "So this is how it ends"
>Don't so much as wince because I want them to think I'm badass
>My cousin points at me and says "You guys are a bunch of pussies, this kid is 14 and this is nothing for him"
>Say, "Yeah, seriously, it's like you guys have never drank this stuff before"
>Want to cry
>Go to the bathroom and chug water from the sink like there's no ******* tomorrow

To this day, they still think I'm some sort of alcoholic prodigy.
#49 - angelious (10/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wait is that pekka and pätkä movie?or some other finnish black and white movie???it looks so familiar
User avatar #29 - biggrand (10/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Had my first significant amount this past week actually, had this great idea to mix it with some pepsi, except i didnt know **** about mixing, so I took a glass and filled it half and half. Was pretty tipsy for a few hours
#22 - frenshsik (10/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 - doombunni (10/08/2012) [-]
I don't mind vodka, it gets the job done. It's tequila I can't stand. Just the smell makes me want to puke
#77 - slandersalamander ONLINE (10/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I see no way in which this could backfire at all.
User avatar #46 - tonttu (10/08/2012) [-]
**** YEAH Pekka puupää, haven't seen it in ages.
#43 - anonymous (10/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The guy is finnish btw.
User avatar #23 - chuca (10/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
am i the only person that doesnt mind straight vodka?

and i drink the cheap sht...
User avatar #13 - intabutter ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
i love vodka
#12 - doctorque (10/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
First time I drank was at a party where all my friends were already drinking and I could not be the only one not drinking.   
   
I was given a glass and I drank it. Everyone seemed amazed.   
"Damn man, you sure are Russian"   
   
I drank many more shots after only stopping to eat something because puking (like some people did) is not cool.   
   
To sum it up I cannot feel your feel bro.
First time I drank was at a party where all my friends were already drinking and I could not be the only one not drinking.

I was given a glass and I drank it. Everyone seemed amazed.
"Damn man, you sure are Russian"

I drank many more shots after only stopping to eat something because puking (like some people did) is not cool.

To sum it up I cannot feel your feel bro.
User avatar #94 to #14 - doctorque (10/08/2012) [-]
Judging by the thumbs, most people here cannot hold their liquor...
User avatar #9 - mahjimmiesarusslin (10/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You think liquor gots a kick, you should try vinegar wine, that **** will make u spew like a ************ , its like 1 buck for a .750 but holy **** does it taste like right up rank.

First time drinking vinegar wine
take one sip, look my friend in the face
turn around and open my liquor and wine cabinet
smash my wine glass with a bottle of Jack D'Honey
sit down and let him know, Nothing that putrid
Nothing i say, will ever be that rancid, as that taste of pissed covered ass drink you brought here.
User avatar #3 - revorce (10/07/2012) [-]
First time I drank vodka
Take a little sip
"Ugh gross"
Minutes later "Gimme the bottle again"
Drink a few small glasses "Somebody hand me a bigger glass"
Get a bigger glass, drink more glasses. " **** that Ima drink right from the bottle"
"You shouldn't drink that much vodka dude, you already had half a bottle"
" **** you. Ima drink as much as I want"
Finish the bottle
"Im still sober, ******* , somebody hand...."
Start puking. Puke everywhere. Next morning: no memory of all that.
People keep telling that story.
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