Talking to my mom on the phone. creds to boredlike.. My convos with my mom > when was u when penis fell off > o-no > why Talking to my mom on the phone creds boredlike My convos with > when was u penis fell off o-no why
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#31 - herplederp
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(10/04/2012) [-]
My convos with my mom
> when was u when penis fell off
> o-no
> why
User avatar #72 to #31 - finishhimlarry
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ur mother actualy is dolan
User avatar #127 to #72 - itsmewaffle
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then who was phone
#44 - seanessytheking
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Standard phone convo when mom calls me at school:
Me: Hello?
Mom: HI BOOKABOOOOOO! (One of the many nicknames she's called me since youth. I'm now 22)
Me: *laughs* Hey mom, what's up?
Mom: Nothing, I just called to hear your voice. I miss youuuu!
Me: *blushing as much as a black man can* I miss you too mom...
Mom: *laughs* How are you? Is everything ok?
Me: Everything's great mom, how are you guys?
Mom: We're fine, your daddy and I just came back from a date and I was thinkin' about you and said "I miss our son, lemme call him!" He told me not to but I did anyway *mischievous laugh*
Dad: *in background* I tried man...
Me: *laughing*
Mom: Do you need anything? Any money?
Me: No, but I mean, if Dad's offering...
Dad: You better start looking for a job then. You already have money...it's called TUITION, BOOKS, HOUSING...
*We all laugh*
Mom: Well alright son, I LOVE YOU!!!
Dad: Love you son.
Me: Love you too guys!

TL;DR: I've been blessed with phenomenal parents.




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#55 to #44 - umzar
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I have just the gif for you.
I have just the gif for you.
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#84 to #44 - stallwallwriter
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"Thank God for mom and dad for stickin' two together 'cause we don't know how".
--Hey Ya
It's so nice, when you hear about all the people that have really awful families, or none at all, to consider that there are people at the other end of the spectrum with really loving happy ones.
(when I looked up "little kid parents walking" for an image, this one was right next to a photo of young bruce wayne. feels.jpg)
User avatar #70 to #44 - dengekisushi
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I love black parents.
Like, legit, I love them.
The first job I had a couple years ago when I was seventeen, one of the employees that worked there for the longest time was a black woman named Clarice.
She had such an upbeat, loving personality; she was literally every customer's favorite waitress.
I considered her my black mom; she was everybody's black mom.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - dederplaol
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lies, you don't have a dad, you're black.. ******* ******* and their lies!
#121 - hipsterbs
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My converstation goes like this. sorry for bad english

-hi mom
-mom is kill
-no
User avatar #123 to #121 - themastertroller
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yes
#74 - wtf man
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User avatar #83 - penistar
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**penistar rolled a random comment #94 posted by cathaleatsbabies at Poor Ireland ** :
Shut the **** up you moron.
What I say
User avatar #95 to #83 - brutallyhonest
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By who?
#100 - binomancha
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**binomancha rolled a random image posted in comment #442156 at Item Discussion ** mfw when talking to mommy
#75 - noobian
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MFW I saw this earlier and gave it the very first thumb
MFW I saw this earlier and gave it the very first thumb
#93 - stallwallwriter
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"Hello, this is Br-
...mom? Y-you're alive?
...
and dad?
...
Hiding in Bangladesh?
...
I'll be there in a few hours with the Jet. ...Yes *sniff*, I've missed you too"
-Phone conversation Bruce Wayne imagines having with his mom.
#103 to #93 - olelicious
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#139 to #103 - stallwallwriter
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What would you prefer, he hear nothing but a dial tone and his own tears?
#79 - skonlyn
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User avatar #5 - mrgoodbunny
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So ladies?
User avatar #15 to #5 - evilanakie
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yeah?
User avatar #19 to #5 - xamyomgx
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I want to tell them they messed up the lyrics but I don't want to be a dick..

But the fact that they messed it up is bothering me..

sorry for bothering you.