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User avatar #288 - thedarkestrogue (10/02/2012) [-]
Real men kiss their girls after she blows them. It IS your own body she just touched anyway.
#333 to #288 - ahjay (10/02/2012) [-]
My ex had problems kissing me after she blows me (which were quite terrible).
After, I'd go to kiss her then she'd stop me and say, "Wait.. I just gave you a bj. Are you sure you want to kiss me?" "Bitch, I dun' give a **** . Now kiss me."
Lol jk. Can you imagine if I actually said that to her?

Then again, she complains the same way after I go down on her.
#302 to #288 - anonymous (10/02/2012) [-]
i still kissed my ex gf after she gave me bjs, I try not to think about the fact my own cum is in my mouth..
User avatar #325 to #302 - cherokeeirish (10/02/2012) [-]
False. Rule 81. sorry anonbro
User avatar #308 to #302 - mrtwilightsparkle (10/02/2012) [-]
The worst is going down on your girlfriend after you came. God, bodily fluids are nasty.
#291 to #288 - vivapinatapro (10/02/2012) [-]
I don't want my serpent children swimming around in my mouth. They belong in other people's mouths.
User avatar #301 to #291 - RosarioVampire (10/02/2012) [-]
The Gyaradose got me. thumb for you.
User avatar #292 to #291 - thedarkestrogue (10/02/2012) [-]
They'd be dead already. A mouth is too warm for them to live in.
Besides, real women swallow so theres no problem anyway.
User avatar #322 to #292 - thedarkestrogue (10/02/2012) [-]
*chilly not warm. My mistake.
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#305 to #292 - ensdobbs (10/02/2012) [-]
are you retarded?
they just came out of your body into another body of a similar temperature. they can live for a day like that
User avatar #319 to #305 - thedarkestrogue (10/02/2012) [-]
No they cant. Sperm can only live at certain temperatures. The vagina and testis are both perfect temp, slightly over the normal human body temperature. As soon as it leaves and enters the mouth, its temperature drops just enough to kill the sperm.

I once dated a girl who was obsessed over weird anatomy facts.
User avatar #345 to #319 - jayjayjoe (10/02/2012) [-]
Medical student here. This is correct. Thumb for you.
#323 to #319 - ensdobbs (10/02/2012) [-]
im studying bio in college jackass -.-
User avatar #327 to #323 - thedarkestrogue (10/02/2012) [-]
That info went straight from my ex's anatomy teacher to her then to me...soooo....yeah.
And theres no need for insults. Just because thers a possibility of one incorrect piece of information does not make some a retarded jackass.
#332 to #327 - ensdobbs (10/02/2012) [-]
fair enough!
take this and let us part ways leaving this quarel unsettled
#334 to #332 - thedarkestrogue (10/02/2012) [-]
Oh god now I just had a thought of someone eating out a chick on her period.   
oh god why.
Oh god now I just had a thought of someone eating out a chick on her period.
oh god why.
User avatar #329 to #327 - thedarkestrogue (10/02/2012) [-]
*someone
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