Monk, needle and glass

I too often dream of being as much of a badass as some of these monks, then I remember they aren't allowed to masturbate.

Heh, Christian monks aren't allowed neither to have sexual relations nor to masturbate, and yet Church paedophilia is everywhere (not trying to bash Christians, just saying that forbidding something doesn't stop people from doing it).

christian monks are fat bald head people. These monks are awesome kickass ninja monks who have bonsai trees as pets. awesome.

you are very right.

I wou;ld love to train as a monk for a decade or so/.

why is that so hilarious

It's hard as shit though, and there are tons of rules. It would be cool to be able to throw a needle through glass but I'm not giving up internet just for that.

or sex

and now my index fingers feel weird

its his thumbs, but still...damn, and to ledhendrix its because they are taught the deadly arts as well as taught to be pacifists. ya know that whole "just because you can doesn't mean you should" idealogy. they are the closest thing to living superheroes, i mean just look at that! thats freaking awesome/crazy man!

"They are the closest thing to living superheroes" - EKcEntRIC
That's one badass and quote right there! Probably true, too!

I know. And if I've understood everything right they are only allowed to use their Shaolin Kung Fu in self defence and to defend others, NEVER EVER as an act of aggression.
Also, following their buddhist believes, they are strictly forbidden to take the life of any other living thing. I mean, even their swords, spears and other weapons are designed in a way to be as non-lethal as possible!

I definitely see those monks as role models and I think the world has a lot to learn from them!

That is very impressive.

he fingered a girl once



she died

only if you do not count time spent fapping as free time other wise, for most funnyjunkies, it is a tie

My brother did that, he has huge scars on his face now

I'm relatively sorry.

Okay

Haku wasn't the bragging type...

Still, that would have been true. And funny. To me, at least.

.GIF unrelated. Or could it be someone's reaction?

I've been looking for that so long... I love you.

It would be more like "My sole existence is to be the tool of Zabuza sama, even if its as pointless as breaking glass with my Ice-ton senbons, his wish is my command."

+ cats because cats.

Physics*

Nah, it's chi. I'll tell you about it tomorrow when I'm not high.

in for chi lesson.

"what is chi?"

"yes"

I'm down for a lecture on chi,

.*

fuck you,

>=[

FUCK. MY. KEYBOARD.

.*

count me in to

too*

true dat!! ~high five~

I like chis.

I am sceptical sometimes but I could never figure out how they get kicked in the balls and just shrug it out, so boss.

Training.

There is a pocket where the testicles form, they learn to pull them back up there

I think what happens is the tissue in the testicles forms a certain way due to their training, and it basically flexes and nullifies the impact. I could be mistaken, though.

Since it's not an originally latin-character based word, you can't spell it in English. The only way to do so is using phonetics. Unfortunately, "chi", "qi", and "ki" all sound the same phonetically, and therefore are all correct.

First paragraph:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi

It's Forrest Law

As "cool" as the idea of an alien invasion is it's unlikly

If aliens exist with infinite amounts there must be ancients or elders, probabily some kind of universal laws against fighting an unevolved (to their time) world. Not to mention aliens may not be as advanced as we may think

In my opinion or mind aliens may have less firepower and defensive materials as us because they beat us in time from them getting to the space age early with the materials they had they left out weaponary

MFW people talk about alien invasions

Also Zombies are better

stop ruining my fun

If aliens really were violent beings as us, they would have conquered our planet a long time ago while we were on the middle age or when we lived in caves.
Or it could be possible that there is a government over the most intelligent species.

They probably spent all their resources in interstellar traveling while we humans spend it on weapons and war engineering.

I hate human nature.

What you did there

nice

ic wat u did thar

The gif gets extra points for including the Goblin King from Labyrinth. David Bowie elevates anything!