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User avatar #500 to #458 - grovylethewhite (09/17/2012) [-]
In the toaster
someone's getting nutella on their toast tomorrow.
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User avatar #473 to #458 - TommyV (09/17/2012) [-]
Garbage Disposal...then leave it running and disable the switch where it can be turned off. Shut off the water valve outside.

The friction will cause the metal to grind and heat up.

Result: Entire house smells like burnt shit and metal.
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#471 to #458 - cobrah (09/17/2012) [-]
protip: eat pf changs beforehand
protip: eat pf changs beforehand
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#469 to #458 - N. Korean citizen (09/17/2012) [-]
On your own head. Then, sit in their comfiest chair and waiit for them to return.

Then, when they return and see you sitting their with a turd on your head, tell them "no-one will ever believe you" and leave.
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#468 to #458 - taterbombs (09/17/2012) [-]
go on a full liquid diet for two months so thatshit is a loose liquid. i then not shit for this two months and at the time of breaking and entering i get a powder brush and sqeeze shit out of my tight trmbling butt, and spread my liquid hit on everything. behind trophies on remotes, knifes, light switches..etc. family comes home and smells so much shit but they cant see it due to my liquid shits.
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#464 to #458 - N. Korean citizen (09/17/2012) [-]
ice maker
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User avatar #462 to #458 - SognaVetr (09/17/2012) [-]
in a Nutella jar
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User avatar #461 to #458 - theonetruesunnyday (09/17/2012) [-]
Smear it on the window.
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User avatar #460 to #458 - albinodogcrap (09/17/2012) [-]
On top of their fan
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#459 to #458 - ajohnston (09/17/2012) [-]
the toilet
Back to the content 'Not today, buddy!'
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