My Dad molested me once

Cool story bro, have a sticker! -gives pedobear sticker-

I'm glad you think my story was cool bro! your story was even cooler and I'm so glad that you used a large font so I didn't miss such a fantastic and hilarious story!

_I can't help it. I'm an attention whore.

Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.
_

You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, I gave a smack, you smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed.

Like they rose from the dead again,
Such thoughts move straight through their head again,
Blessed as the children of men,
Who saw that swords strike less that the pen.

Surfacing from primordial waters
We are the sons and daughters of Rawkus,
Take your pretence to the slaughter,
Leave adversaries hung, drawn in quarters.

As we awoke that morning, yawning,
Blessed with a new skin forming,
Eyes squinting, claret still pouring,
Fists clenched, grasping, crying out calling,
Lungs gasping, absorbing endorphin,
We this unsuccessful abortion,
Spartan spawn, sworn,
Raised for warring,
All told and we're reborn again.

Open Condom Style!

you've failed the test I'm afraid, the marriage is off.

That wasn't my guess!

I will love you forever if you can guess who this is and what song without googling it

Hadouken Rebirth!

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!





im not allowed to post images yet

on my way, my darling!

are you a bro?

wait... are you a bro?

BARRELS